This has got to be a roll-on-the-floor-laughing-out-loud-stupid-tok-moh-ritual.
The nephew must be like a tok moh in training, that he suggested such methods.
Or maybe the next Ayah Pin.
Claiming having divine revelation.PTUI! WTF? What does he think he is? Some kinda Rasul or something??
And the couple.....
OMFG....... (Oh My Fantastic God...)
Can't believe they're gullible enough to believe that......
I bet if I told them my piss tastes like Coke, they'd drink it.