Showing posts with label Shoutouts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shoutouts. Show all posts

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Acknowledgement


In the Name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful

First and foremost, I am grateful to Almighty Allah for the strength He bestowed to me to complete this research, and for other blessings. To name each and every one of them would be impossible for me, a mere mortal to mention all of them. Alhamdulillah. All praises to Allah.

I would like to seize this opportunity to thank my supervisor, Madam Nazeera Ahmed Bazari for her constant guidance and insights. Her insights and guidance have helped immensely in keeping this paper focused when I went astray. I can’t thank her enough for that.

This research would be meaningless if it were not for the help from the trainee teachers, specifically the part 8 students of Bachelor of Education in TESL program for their willingness to spend an hour to write an essay when they could’ve done something more enjoyable.

I also would like to acknowledge the assistance of my friends for their constant encouragement. For every wake up calls, late night study sessions till wee hours in the morning, and every heated discussion, it had led to this final product which I can be proud of. Last but not least, I would like to thank my family, especially for my parents, Abu Bakar bin Abdullah and Saripah binti Yusoff for their constant moral support. The best adjectives seem inadequate to describe how much I treasure their advices. For that, I thank you.

To True Knowledge, so close and yet so far.

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This is the acknowledgement part of my thesis. So many people to thank, and so little space. So I think I'll just put it up in my blog. haha.
 
Thanks to Michelle and Aziz, thanks for lending me your laptop and pendrive, along with its content. It had helped me immensely. Aziz, rest assured. Your AE is not plagiarized. haha. And thanks for being my inspiration. You guys showed me what is there to be gained when one puts in one's all just for that extra mile. The satisfaction, man, I've never felt so good! When I have kids, I'll tell them stories of you guys.

To Nadhirah, thanks for being a good listener to my rants. I really appreciate it when you can call a spade, a spade. Few have that ability, you know? Thanks for those multiple slaps of reality when I've been sleeping too long in Fantasyville. In the wise words of Jason Mraz, "you are an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea." haha. I hope it makes sense.

To Herne, for showing me that Allah is the best Helper. It's human nature to remember God in the morning, and forget Him afterwards. Thanks for being the reminder.

To those whom I didn't mention, jangan sentap.. aku tetap sayang korang. eh? tetiba BM. haha. dah malas nak speaking weh. esok ada Finishing School Program and aku kena bangun awal. Dah pukul 1 kot. Pukul 7.30 dah nak kena ada sana. pffftttt....

XOXO.

hahahahhahahahahhahhaha

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Entri yang ditulis dengan penuh rasa marah

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Dear fucker.

Make her cry again and I swear I will inflict as much pain as possible to your sorry little fuckface.

Leave her alone.

I'll fucking murder you if you don't.


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Monday, February 2, 2009

Quote of the day

Read this in my friend's blog.

Hidup memang sementara,rugilah orang yang sombong,suka mencaci, sedangkan hidup amat singkat untuk kita berbuat jahat.


Aye.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Doing a friend a favor



Everyone knows Rihanna.

Everyone knows she's hot.

Everyone knows she's got the music that will make you move.

Everyone knows she'll be stopping at Malaysia for her tour on February 13 2009 at Stadium Bukit Jalil.

But what everyone knows not is that I got a friend who is trying to get rid of his two RM128 Rihanna concert tickets for just RM98 a piece.

Turns out he'll be busy that day.

If you are interested in buying the tickets, drop me an email at jackmama.mia@gmail.com.

It's not a rip off.


P/s: Word has it that tickets are selling fast. If by any chance the tickets are sold out, you know who to look for...

hehehe

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Photo caption contest winner

Remember about the photo caption contest I did a while ago?

Truth be told, it didn't go down very well..


The thing is, instead of submitting a funny photo caption for the picture I took, they submitted a whole new picture instead....


Photo capture and photo caption are two different things, people.....


Nonetheless, it was funny as hell. So I decided to give the prize anyway.

Sakinah submitted this photo.




If this really is the work of a six years old, the teacher really has a lot of word to do to...

Rikomaid, another reader also submitted this photo







I really had a hard time judging both of this photo.

But somebody's gotta win.

The winner is......


Rikomaid...!



Drop me an email with your home address so that I can send the prize to you, ok?


To those who didn't win, try next time ok?..

ps: To rikomaid, Please send me ur name, contact number and home address no later than 10 Januari 2009.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Someone slap this bitch awake! PLEASE!

I don't know about you, but I think she deserves a bitch slap or two, doesn't she?

http://adibahahmad.blogspot.com/

Even if she doesn't believe in Prophet Muhammad, does she really need to insult him and the people who believe?

Dem...~

Just see it for yourself.

P/s:Thanks to Ismat for the info.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Photo caption contest.

This will be the first contest I ever organized.

Thanks to Kak Yuni, my sister-in-law for sponsoring the prize.

Wanna win two GSC Movie Ticket Voucher that you can exchange to ANY MOVIE TICKETS at GSC Alamanda Putrajaya until 14 March 2009?







Then come up with the best photo caption for the picture below!







The funniest photo caption wins!


The rules:

1)The caption must consist of only 1 SENTENCE. Come up extra and you'll be disqualified without remorse.

2)Open to all Malaysian blog readers currently in Malaysia, except my immediate family member. They can submit their photo caption, but will not be judged though. If they insist, their entry will be disqualified without remorse.

3)Submit your caption, complete with contact details (name, email address, phone number) via my email: jackmama.mia@gmail.com . Any entries submitted elsewhere will be disqualified without remorse.

4)Closing date: 31st DECEMBER 2008 at 2359 hrs Malaysian time. Submit any later then you'll be disqualified without remorse.

5)Only 1 prize is available, which is the winner, who will win both tickets. So you would want to think up something really funny.

Get your creative juices flowing, guys!

Good luck!

Friday, December 12, 2008

Vote for my engrish pic!

Remember the engrish picture about the feet pampering and all that?

(Scroll down a bit and you'll see the post)

I'm pleased to say that it made through the first selection!

WIN!

But I need votes from the readers so that it made through all the way to the actual post.....

Please vote for me.... [click here]

Please.... With two cherry on top please....?

Monday, September 22, 2008

To Fiqah


(the left one)
I tried to text you,

but I ain't got any credit.

I tried to call you,

Same case.

Wanna drop by your house,

I dunno where

I tried sending you text message from friendster,

I got 200+ profiles to scan through...

So I just put here instead.



Happy Belated Birthday! Semoga panjang umur, Panjang akal, dan panjang apa apa lagi yg patut.(e.g, panjang kaki)



Thursday, September 4, 2008

To Faculty of Education students


Do you play chess?

Do you want to represent UiTM MALAYSIA for KARISMA (Karnival Sukan Universiti Teknologi MARA) in UiTM Seri Iskandar Perak?

Come down for the selection session.

Tuesday, September 9th 2008, 3 pm, TESL Sq.

Who knows? Maybe you get to kick INTEC's ass. They're 3 years UNDEFEATED.

And we're desperately searching for women chess players.

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It's no secret that I love chess.

In fact, instead of studying for tomorrow's Educational Psychology test, right now I'm studying chess. Instead of reading about Piagetian theories, I'm studying Latvian Gambit opening theories.

Needless to say, I'm pretty much screwed for tomorrow's test................

Now, where's that SandCock? Ooops, I mean Santrock. (The text book.)

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Independence


To Liutenant Adnan,

To Bukit Kepong Heroes

To Tunku Abdul Rahman and his comrades

And to the unsung heroes of Malaya Independence,

From the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU.

Happy Independence Day.

Monday, August 18, 2008

FAQs about me

Who are you?
I'm Safwan. just an average joe. you can call me Wang, Beruang, Bear, Leman or whatever name that's good.

Who gave you those nicks?
A law dude named Irfan gave me the name "Bear". He said I'm cute. But I beg to differ. Hakim, another law dude gave me the name Leman. Comes from the brand of my shirt. moral of the story, never buy pasar malam shirts.

You really like to camwhore, don't you?
Yes I do.

But you are ugly!
Ugly is the new beauty. (A stupid self-motivation by me)

What do you do?
I'm still studying...taking up TESL.

Wah...TESL SIOT!!....Then you must be good in English kan..??
Unfortunately, my English still needs improving. that's why you'll find some grammar errors here and there. Do point it out to me ya?

Why do you blog?
I blog so that I can entertain myself. I have funny things happening everyday and I want to document it so I can read them again later.

Shared pain is half pain, shared joy is double joy. that's why I blog those funny events so that others can have a laugh or two with me.

Why "Slip of Tongue"?
I dunno. It just came out of nowhere.

Your blog URL is too long lar...
Well, that's because another dude has got his hands first for slipoftongue.blogspot.com first before I did. that's why I have to use oopsmytongueslipped.blogspot.com instead. DON'T GET CONFUSED TAU!

Just bookmark my blog if you can't remember my URL....If you use Mozilla Firefox, click the orange thing that looks like wave thingy next to the address in URL bar...then add to live bookmark update. so next time if you wanna check whether I have updated or not, just click that thing and it'll tell you.

You are so fat lar...
So that I can Hempap you without mercy. I tend to do that when I get pissed off.

Why in the hell are you making this FAQs?
Because my first post, which is supposed to tell you about me is lame.

So you think this post is not lame?
I dunno....I think this is lame too...maybe I should post a stupid picture of me instead.




Ok..That's gross...Moving on, are you single?
Yep. single from birth.

You must be quite desperate.
I think so. Read here. The closest person who I came close to being coupled is this. I shouldn't reveal her name coz of some reasons.

If I ask you another question, would you answer it?
Depends....

Ok, I'm gonna ask the question.. Can I stop asking?
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Friday, August 8, 2008

To Sir Mahadi, with respect.




It seems like it was just yesterday he interviewed me into UiTM's Pre-Tesl program in Kuantan......

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Mahadi: May I have your documents please?

Me : Sorry sir, but these are the only things I could provide in a short time. I was on a rush from Shah Alam and didn't have time to look for other documents you want.

Mahadi: It's ok..So what were you doing in Shah alam?

Me : I had a replacement class on Friday.

Mahadi: Replacement class? What replacement class?

Me : Philosophy of Education. I'm taking up Diploma Tesl in a private college near there.

Mahadi: o..I see... So why are you still applying for this Pre Tesl program?

Me : Actually the Diploma is my backup plan, just in case I didn't get into this program..

Mahadi : I see... you seem very enthusiastic to enter this program.. So what do you have to offer?

Me : I'm not sure if I got your question...Can you paraphrase it?

Mahadi : What sets you apart from other candidates? What's your X-Factor?

Me : (thinking hard) I'm not sure what you'd call this, but lemme tell you a story. You see, when I was in standard 6, I was educated in a kampung school. So you can just imagine the student's English abilities. I had more exposure to English coz I used to study at urban school. So when my friends were kinda shy to ask the teacher about something, they went to me. So I taught them what I knew. And I don't know why, but everytime I taught them something and they understood it, I have this weird feeling, you know, like you've just accomplished something, and you want more, just to feel that feeling once again. I guess it's what you call passion..Yes, passion..

Mahadi : (Looks at me, silent for quite a long time, and then smiled) Very well, mr Safwan, I think we're done with you.

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In case you don't know, Mr Mahadi is suffering from the no 1 killing disease in Malaysia, cancer. I'm not sure how sick he is, but he has to go to chemotherapy sessions each month, and it costs around Rm2000 per session. That's almost like monthly payments for a BMW dammit!

That's why MeKar Amal is held. It's to ease Mr Mahadi's financial burden. Go there, have a look around, and just buy something or join in activities there.

It never hurts to help a man in need.

(While you're there, check out Ethos! Book Club. They have kick ass books for rent. Try sandwich from Afnan's stall. It's damn good. Look for a thick lipped Kelantan dude with glasses.)

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I'll always pray for his recovery. Hopefully, he'll be able to see that my passion for teaching hasn't died ever since.

(Photo grabbed without permission from ms. Moon's friendster. Sorry miss moon....)

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

A friend in agony

This is my friend, Ezza.





As you can see here, she loves camwhoring. Just like me.



But for now onwards, her camwhoring days will have to be put on pause as she's currently suffering from dengue fever. She's in agony, and has been in and out of UiTM's Medical Center ward for 3 days. Just now when I saw her, she was sound asleep. She was under a few layers of blankets and still shaking from her coldness....

Poor her. I guess right now she must be feeling kinda bummed coz she can't camwhore as often as she did. She would look ugly if she tries to.

So guys, a shoutout here.

Clean your house often, throw away stagnant water, use mosquito repellants when you sleep and other measures necessary known to human to keep those buggers away.

Never allow dengue fever stop your daily camwhoring activities.

For Ezza, I pray for her speedy recovery, so that we can camwhore together...hehehehe...

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

An event I had to miss


I really look forward to attend this event...

What better way to learn about the most influential man of all times from one of the most highly regarded Islamic scholars?

Sadly, the event will be held on Friday 4-6 p.m and I had to miss it because I got Kesatria Negara on that day....

Adoi......

Do attend this event if you're free and make sure you take loads of pics....So you can make me feel jealous about your fortune....

Friday, June 20, 2008

Yet

Meet one of my friends. Her name is Hidayati, but people call her Yet.



Recently, she has gone through an operation to repair her cleft and palate. Google it if you don't understand what I am talking.

Suffice to say, she is in agony right now.

I wish her a speedy recovery.

Monday, May 26, 2008

A community service by Safwan

Date: May 22nd 2008, Thursday
Time: 10.30 am
Place: Cosmos World Theme Park, Times Square, KL

The event that happened on this day always happens everyday, with only the players, the place, the date and time that are different.

Dudes and Dudettes in a gang, dressing like they have shit for brains and walking like they own the place, thinking that they are oh so cool.

Eh please lar, you make me sick.


In this case, the dudes that I saw were so small and so young, they look like they haven't even reached puberty yet. I bet my pasar malam wallet that they don't even know what puberty is .

Maybe I should call them dudelings.

But the thing that made me kinda bumped was that those lot were Malays.

I was happily waiting for my friends at McDonalds when these six or seven dudelings passed by. This gang of dudelings wore crappy looking t-shirts and their friggin green high school pants. Hello, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that you lot were skipping schools. Damned idiots.

Then they even took pictures of themselves with the theme park as their background. Yeah, really genius. Why don't you snap pictures of your stupidity? They're worth a thousand words.

At that time, I had half of my mind to just push those kids from the fifth floor down their way to their dusty death. Hahaha....

Skipping schools like they're so genius. Fuck them. Eh, don't they know that their future are at stake here?

Each year, there's bound to be in the news about unemployed graduates. If graduates can't find jobs, let alone those kids!

Don't they know that out of HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of SPM candidates, only roughly 30% of them are granted entrance to public universities? So where does other 70% go?

They go to pusat serenti, aka rehab.


"they wanna go to rehab, they say yeah yeah yeah!"


Sorry I digressed. I admit I'm not quite sure about the university stat, but this one I'm sure. I got this during AADK ceramah in Orientation Week while I was doing my pre degree. In 2006, 54% of those who were admitted to rehabs were Malays. My own race. And that percentage ain't dropping, I dare say.

Ok, you might say my points here are pretty shaky. It's what we call "Post hoc ergo propter hoc." (or something like that)

Not all of that roughly 70% really go to rehabs. But the fact remains that they lack higher education. The higher education you have, the more value you have to the society. The more value you have to society, the higher you go up in the level of society.

Can't they see these facts? Are they happy living their future life kais pagi makan pagi kais petang makan petang?

Aahh.. But then again, IGNORANCE IS BLISS.


They find their bliss in ignoring their future life,

And we find our bliss in ignoring that the thing happens everyday and we didn't even bother to lift a finger to curb the problem (except maybe our middle finger).


Friday, May 23, 2008

Here in my home




I dream of one day,
When race will be nothing more than color

I dream of one day
When hatred is thrown out of the door

I dream of one day
When people will unite as one

And it all happens
Here in my home


Spread the message ok? You can download the video, song, and ringtone all free of charge here.

This song is off da hook!