tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11290529692034631402023-11-17T01:15:45.703+08:00Slip of tonguesomehow, my tongue slips and produces sentences with plausible ideas...safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.comBlogger324125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-8455509894045041052015-11-22T22:06:00.001+08:002015-11-22T22:06:56.427+08:00dear diary<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-25492425182166959592015-11-18T01:06:00.002+08:002015-11-18T01:06:21.864+08:00Dear slip of tongue<br />
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I've been putting stuff inside you since 2007.<br />
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The main reason was at that time, I was at the lowest point of my life.<br />
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1) I turned down RM180k a year scholarship for Air Asia Pilot for a TESL Degree, and people called me stupid for letting this opportunity go. I had to prove to those naysayers that I can live with a teaching degree.<br />
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2) I was lonely. Depressed as...... pressed things. I didn't have many friends. Sure, I have friends from Kuantan, but at that time, I was from a different circle of friends. Making new friends is not my strong suit.<br />
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3) I was really lonely. At that time, I think I went through a phase where a guy wants to know what's it like to be in a company of a girlfriend. Erik Erickson says people my age were going through Intimacy vs Isolation Stage. Lol. But thing is, I'm really clueless when it comes to girls. And with me being the weird fat unattractive looking guy, that just repels people from the other gender.<br />
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But the weird thing was, with me being so depressed, the things I wrote in this blog is always about things I find funny. Things out of the ordinary. Part of it is because Kenny Sia. Not as funny as him, but for a sad desperate guy, I guess I did ok.<br />
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So how come I couldn't do the same things I did back then?<br />
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Why can't I see things the way I see back then?<br />
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Why can't I still see how awesome this world is even though i'm literally in an ocean of diarrhea?<br />
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Damn, man.<br />
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Is this the price of old age?<br />
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<br />safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-86189433425089403272015-11-17T03:06:00.000+08:002015-11-17T03:06:21.461+08:00Mendengar lagu ini tanpa jemu<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>Safwan, </i><br />
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<i>Ambillah dunia ini sekadar sahaja. Jadikan dunia ini ladang akhirat kau, dan janganlah sedikit pun kau ambil dari dunia ini untuk simpan dalam hati. Rugi engkau seribu rugi! </i>safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-53555934556085379132015-03-03T02:17:00.003+08:002015-03-03T02:17:43.664+08:00it's 2 a.msomething tells me that i shall regret for sleeping late.<br />
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Nothing good ever happens after 2 am.safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-12839254467860398622014-05-02T22:44:00.000+08:002014-05-02T22:44:27.460+08:00if i die tonightIf i die tonight, what would I leave?<br />
Huge debt or an empire; a legacy?<br />
will i die by my lonesome of beside a grieving family?<br />
will i finish what i've started or they remain incomplete?<br />
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have i been a good friend?<br />
a good child?<br />
a good brother?<br />
a good student?<br />
have i been a good everything?<br />
oh, the things i would give to know,<br />
and to make it up to those that i fall short.<br />
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if i die tonight will people forgive me?<br />
if i die tonight will God show me mercy?<br />
If i die tonight will people mourn,<br />
or will they be happy that i am gone?<br />
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if i die tonight how long would it take<br />
for her to find someone who would take my place<br />
who would take care of her, cherish and love her,<br />
with love that'd renew with each passing day?<br />
I hope it wouldnt take long<br />
let not my passing be a cause for sorrow.<br />
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if i do die tonight please dont weep for me.<br />
<i>kullu nafsin dza'ikatul maut; </i>a taste of death will come for those who have breathed<br />
if i do die tonight, please pray for me.<br />
take lessons from the story of my life,<br />
let not my mistakes happen to thee.<br />
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<br />safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-84507001236729087362014-04-03T01:04:00.001+08:002014-04-03T01:04:56.672+08:00Safwan, have faith...... Make Doa. Loads of them... Allah is nearer to you than your own jugular veins.safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-40344751862832180782014-03-24T00:06:00.001+08:002014-03-24T00:06:15.456+08:00What I said to a friend of mine when she asked me...<span style="color: #a64d79;">Friend: ... Bear, what do guys usually feel when their girlfriend always call them?</span><br />
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<span style="color: #0b5394;">Me : Define always?</span><br />
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<span style="color: #741b47;">Friend: like every day?</span><br />
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<span style="color: #0b5394;">Me: I don't know. If you ask me, it depends. If you see each other on daily basis then it makes no sense to call each other every day, does it? But if you're like 6000 miles apart and it takes you guys 15 000 years to see each other again, then I guess it's ok. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #741b47;">Friend : That exaggeration. LOL. But seriously though, wouldn't you feel suffocated?</span><br />
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<span style="color: #0b5394;">Me: Nah, if you like her, it wouldn't matter. for me, i don't mind. the person i hope to marry is somewhere far far away. So if she calls me, I'd be happy to drop everything and talk to her. even if she just called me yesterday.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #0b5394;">Me : Friend, love is simple. We are the ones who make it complicated. If you miss someone, tell him. let him know. Love is simple, Love is easy, Love is pure. We are the ones who make it hard on ourselves. we expect so much, hope so high, and yet we forget the little things that matter. Be thankful of the opportunity that you get to see, talk to and spend time together. Others wish that they are in your shoes.</span><br />
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<br />safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-21071087295109268602013-07-02T17:08:00.001+08:002013-07-02T17:08:19.191+08:00Dugaan sambung belajarSo mungkin ramai yang dah tahu aku sambung belajar. Tapi hasil pengamatan aku, tak ramai pun tahu aku amek course amende.<br />
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Eh la.... pilunya la hai hatiku.<br />
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Aku amek Master in Educational Psychology.. tapi ada plan nak tukar course, ke Master in Education TESL.<br />
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sebab apa aku nak tukar?<br />
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hmmm itu biarlah rahsia. hari ni aku nak kabor dugaan dugaan sebagai orang yang sambung belajar bila kawan kawan semua tak sambung.<br />
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1) Takde duit.<br />
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Sebab aku sambung belajar pakai duit mak bapak, duduk pun dekat rumah kakak, kerja pun tak, jadi sumber kewangan aku memang dari mak bapak. Jadinya, nak makan sesedap, mahal mahal, memang tak la. kalau orang belanja, baru lah merasa. kalau tak, heh. nasik goreng je la makanan malam. tengah hari dengan breakfast, masak sendiri. itu pun bahan masak macam telur, meggi, sayur, burger, kakak aku yang belikan. aku tinggal masak je. sedih tak? sedih tak?<br />
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Dan nak bukak facebook pun jadi satu hal. Aku bukak facebook je, mesti ada member2 upload gambar tengah naik moto besor diorang, beli kereta baru, upgrade henset tu henset ni.... pegi bercuti kat oversea...<br />
aku telan air liur je la tengok.<br />
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2) kesunyian<br />
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Aku sekarang ni cuba pujuk diri jangan jeles bila tengok kawan kawan semua dah kahwin, dah ada zuriat. Bahagia sungguh aku nampak dari diorang. Serius rasa nak kahwin jugak tu memang tinggi gila. Bukan tak sayang, benci jauh sekali. tapi macam mana nak kahwin kalau nafkah tak mampu bagi? Bila orang yang sambung belajar full time macam aku ni, masa bila je nak kerja cari duit nak tanggung bini?<br />
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Dan soalan soalan celaka berbunyi "Si X dah kahwin, Si Y dah anak lapan belas serupa macam team bola sepak america. Kau pulak bila?" ni memang senantiasa akan datang dari mulut mulut puaka yang tak reti reti nak faham bahawa laluan hidup seseorang ni lain. Kau tak lalu apa yang aku lalu, jadi better kau senyap, dan jangan compare aku dengan sesiapa.<br />
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3) Belajar<br />
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Aku dulu degree uitm, sambung belajar kat uia. Sah sah environment lain, sistem pun lain.<br />
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tahap kesukaran dia pun sah sah la lain. kalau dulu time degree boleh la lagi nak huha huha jimba jimba. time master boleh jugak, cuma nanti sakit la time datang kelas. Time lecturer tanya, student bagi jawapan, dia tanya balik, "ha itu scholar mana yang cakap tu?"<br />
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untuk salah satu kelas aku, assessment dia 100% final exam. Masa lecturer aku kabor, aku ingat dia melawak je. sekali dia serius. dafuq kau 100% final. Dah la subjek philosophy. payah, natang!<br />
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Inilah antara dugaan dugaan yang aku kena lalu time nak sambung belajar. Ada lagi kot, cuma dah malas nak tulis. haha<br />
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Nak sambung belajar ni, payah juga sebenarnya. tapi yang payah ni la selalunya akan buat kita jadi puas.<br />
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Puas macam orang yang tengah jogging, keluar peluh macam mandi, last last dapat badan yang sihat.<br />
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Puas macam orang yang tengah cari rezeki. Penat mengadap meeting, bos, kerja, klien, cukup bulan tengok akaun bank, hilang penat.<br />
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Harapnya Allah kurniakan aku kesabaran untuk mengharungi semua ni, sebab aku yakin aku akan puas lepas aku pegang skrol time konvo nanti, insyaallah.safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-43022896102171512042013-07-02T14:06:00.001+08:002013-07-02T14:06:59.801+08:00aku adik yang cheekyAku ni suka masak.<br />
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Masalahnya, aku tak suka basuh periuk, pinggan yang aku dah pakai.</div>
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Harus lah kakak aku tension. Dia balik kerja je, mesti ada periuk aku dah pakai tadi tak basuh.</div>
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Harus lah dia membebel.</div>
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Nak dijadikan cerita, dia balik kerja.</div>
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"Damn, lupa basuh pinggan." Serta merta aku pause main Dota, berlari ke dapur, basuh.</div>
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Kakak aku nampak aku baru nak basuh pinggan.</div>
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"Ha! Baru nak basuh! Nak tunggu orang membebel dulu baru nak basuh!"</div>
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"Mung dok membebel lagi, boo!"</div>
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Dush!</div>
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Kena sekeh. </div>
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"Hamek! Buat la lagi gini. Orang sekeh lagi kepala mu!"</div>
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Esoknya, aku tak basuh dua periuk, dua pinggan, dua cawan, tiga sudu. </div>
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Heh.</div>
safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-18799102576765981122013-06-28T09:00:00.000+08:002013-06-28T09:00:05.453+08:00tak ada tajuk<div>
i really miss reading my friends' blogs. where are you guys?</div>
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write again, please?</div>
safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-26475745784372316212012-07-06T19:49:00.001+08:002012-07-06T19:49:13.114+08:00Tazkirah hari jumaat<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="hasCaption"> Kata orang.</span></div>
<span class="hasCaption"></span><span class="hasCaption"> <br />Tapi pisang ni walaupun bapak aku tebang bahagian atas sampai tinggal
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<span class="hasCaption">Untuk kali kedua.<br /> <br />Tanpa daun, hanya batang. Macam mana dia buat fotosintesis? Macam mana dia bagi zat2 kepada buah tu? Tapi, itulah yang terjadi.<br /> <br />
"Sesungguhnya urusan-Nya apabila Dia mengkehendaki sesuatu Dia hanya
berkata kepadanya 'Jadi!' Maka jadilah sesuatu itu." (Yassin, 82)</span><br />
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<br />safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-11059944545599676132012-05-01T00:20:00.001+08:002012-05-01T00:20:28.190+08:00Pasca Bersih 3.0 di facebook<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Seriously, do tell. Coz your opinion on my Facebook News feed will definitely change the whole paradigm of Malaysia's political landscape.safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-3356319871623781692012-04-29T00:52:00.000+08:002012-04-29T00:52:05.964+08:00Berlatarbelakangkan lagu Bob Marley - No woman no cryAssalamualaikum.<br />
Tak jawab dosa.<br />
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Awak,<br />
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15 Mei 2012 ni saya konvo.<br />
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InsyaAllah bulan 6 2012 kalau tak ada aral melintang saya start kerja.<br />
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InsyaAllah bulan 9 2013 saya akan sambung Master.<br />
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InsyaAllah tahun 2015 saya habiskan Master.<br />
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InsyaAllah by that time, saya dah stabil.<br />
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InsyaAllah, by that time, tubuh saya masih sihat, akal masih waras, minda masih cerdas, duit masih ada, dan yang paling penting, Sayang dekat awak semakin hari semakin menebal., dan saya akan cakap kat awak dan bapak awak yang sang penjiwang ni dah lama berkenan, dan dah gatal nak kahwin.<br />
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Until then, saya mohon awak sabar.<br />
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p/s: Saya mohon awak jangan rindu saya. Haram. Saya pun cuba tak rindukan awak ni sebenarnya.<br />
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<br />safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-62253118039324978002012-02-24T13:31:00.004+08:002012-02-24T13:31:51.337+08:00Aku rasa jahat<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;">
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Mak: Ntah la Wang. Penat mak nak layan atuk mu tu.</div>
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Aku: dah kenapa?</div>
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Mak: Ye la. Dia mengadu tangan sakit la, sendi sakit la semua tu. Bawak pegi klinik herba sampai kat Seremban tu! Dari Batu Pahat! Lepas jumpa doktor mu perasan kan? Tangan dia dah boleh genggam dah. Dulu memang tak ada nya nak boleh genggam macam tu. Balik rumah, makan ubat satu hari je. Lepas tu tak nak makan dah. Sakit perut katanya ubat tu. Dah doktor tu kata ubat lama tak payah makan, dia nak makan jugak. Orang cakap, dia tengking. Memang la sakit makan dua dos ubat sama. Macam mana nak baik? Penat!</div>
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<span style="color: blue;">Aku: Sabar la mak... Orang tua-tua memang la macam tu... Nak kan perhatian.. Atuk tu mak pun tahu perangai dia macam mana.. Ayah mak kot. dah lumrah manusia dah lanjut usia macam tu la. Next time mana la tau mak pun mungkin macam tu. Hidup ni kan umpama roda. Sometimes we are at the top, next thing we know, we are at the bottom. Sometimes Top, sometimes Bottom. Which makes us FLEXI.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #38761d;">Mak: Apa yang mu cuba bagitau ni Wang? Top? Bottom? Flexi?</span></div>
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<span style="color: #38761d;"><span style="color: blue;">Aku: Hahahahahhahaha..... TTTEEEEETTTT!!!</span></span></div>safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-4466198681284229052012-02-02T03:23:00.001+08:002012-02-02T03:23:27.326+08:00Journey of a thousand miles...<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">...begins with the first step.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Moh, kite.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">dah besor bas dah awak safwan. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">umor pun bukan twenteen three. twenty three dah.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">haiiihhh....</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Perlu la Zine Satu Malam buat Tajuk Contengan Malam hari ni Puisi kan?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">abeh aku geledah balik puisi2 lama yang aku tulis, tapi tak bagi kat orang.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">satu je kot aku pernah officially bagi.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Gadis Rakun, harap kau baik baik sana.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Maaf andai coretan ini mengguris rasa hati.</span>safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-2653722508559587802012-01-19T01:15:00.001+08:002012-01-22T03:10:52.525+08:00Acknowledgement<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">First and foremost, I am grateful to Almighty Allah
for the strength He bestowed to me to complete this research, and for other
blessings. To name each and every one of them would be impossible for me, a
mere mortal to mention all of them. Alhamdulillah. All praises to Allah.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">I would like to seize this opportunity to thank my
supervisor, Madam Nazeera Ahmed Bazari for her constant guidance and insights.
Her insights and guidance have helped immensely in keeping this paper focused
when I went astray. I can’t thank her enough for that.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">This research would be meaningless if it were not
for the help from the trainee teachers, specifically the part 8 students of
Bachelor of Education in TESL program for their willingness to spend an hour to
write an essay when they could’ve done something more enjoyable.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">I also would like to acknowledge the assistance of my
friends for their constant encouragement. For every wake up calls, late night
study sessions till wee hours in the morning, and every heated discussion, it
had led to this final product which I can be proud of. Last but not least, I
would like to thank my family, especially for my parents, Abu Bakar bin
Abdullah and Saripah binti Yusoff for their constant moral support. The best
adjectives seem inadequate to describe how much I treasure their advices. For
that, I thank you.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">This is the acknowledgement part of my thesis. So many people to thank, and so little space. So I think I'll just put it up in my blog. haha.<br /> </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">Thanks to Michelle and Aziz, thanks for lending me your laptop and pendrive, along with its content. It had helped me immensely. Aziz, rest assured. Your AE is not plagiarized. haha. And thanks for being my inspiration. You guys showed me what is there to be gained when one puts in one's all just for that extra mile. The satisfaction, man, I've never felt so good! When I have kids, I'll tell them stories of you guys.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">To Nadhirah, thanks for being a good listener to my rants. I really appreciate it when you can call a spade, a spade. Few have that ability, you know? Thanks for those multiple slaps of reality when I've been sleeping too long in Fantasyville. In the wise words of Jason Mraz, "you are an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea." haha. I hope it makes sense.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">To Herne, for showing me that Allah is the best Helper. It's human nature to remember God in the morning, and forget Him afterwards. Thanks for being the reminder.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 150%;">To those whom I didn't mention, jangan sentap.. aku tetap sayang korang. eh? tetiba BM. haha. dah malas nak speaking weh. esok ada Finishing School Program and aku kena bangun awal. Dah pukul 1 kot. Pukul 7.30 dah nak kena ada sana. pffftttt....</span></div>
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Dia tulis matlamat hidup dia.<br />
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dia tenung hari hari matlamat hidup dia<br />
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dia kerja keras untuk capai benda yang dia nak capai tu.<br />
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itulah power of writing your own life goals.<br />
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jadi aku akan tulis life goal aku dekat sini.<br />
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Ya Allah, berilah aku kekuatan untuk mencapai semua benda benda ni.<br />
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1) mesti setelkan kerja kerja yang tak setel<br />
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2) mulakan start cari kerja yang ok.<br />
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3) kumpul duit secukup rasa untuk bayar hutang 26 ribu ptptn<br />
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4) kumpul duit secukup rasa nak pegi haji.<br />
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5) kuruskan badan at least boleh jalan 7 km tanpa mengah sebagai preparation time sai'e<br />
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6) nak surprisekan kakak aku sempena birthday dia. tapi birthday tahun berapa, aku tak nak bagitahu. surprise la katakan<br />
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7) improve kehidupan di komuniti sekeliling aku. <br />
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<br />safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-56003881841945036452011-12-06T02:58:00.001+08:002011-12-06T02:58:29.011+08:00Jauhkanlah aku dari perasaan lemah dan malas!safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-49061834969023042932011-12-02T02:31:00.001+08:002011-12-02T02:38:50.612+08:00Percubaan pertama menulis cerpen bahasa melayu<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Ini kali pertama aku try tulis short story in BM. Sebenarnya aku dah submit entry ni untuk <a href="http://www.sarkasis.blogspot.com/">blog Sarkasis</a>, tapi diorang tak publish. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Kena reject lettew. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">haha.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">So aku taruk je la cerpen tu dalam blog aku. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">sila tunjuk ajar ye?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><b><i>Pelik.</i></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Satu petang yang biasa dengan cuaca biasa, suhu yang biasa, dan kelembapan yang biasa.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Biasanya petang Isninlah guru guru Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Seri Kasukabe Daerah Saitama, Selangor mengadakan mesyuarat mingguan. Yang ada dalam mesyuarat ini, semua muka - muka biasalah. Pengetua, Penolong – penolong Kanan, Ketua – ketua panitia, Guru – guru bidang, Guru – guru pakar, dan guru – guru biasa.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Tapi petang Isnin 3 Oktober 2011, ada sesuatu yang luar biasa berlaku, di mana ada guru Ketua Panitia Bahasa dan Kemanusiaan baru, iaitu Encik Razak Razali bin Rosli Ramli yang menggantikan Puan Rosnah. Untung Puan Rosnah. Dapat je simpan duit RM 20 juta terus berhenti jadi cikgu.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Tapi tak seorang pun sangka Encik Razak Razali ini dapat jadi Ketua Panitia. Sebab cikgu – cikgu SMK Seri Kasukabe tahu Encik Razak Razali bin Rosli Ramli ini pelik sikit orangnya.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Pengetua : Jadi cikgu - cikgu sekalian, kita dah sampai ke bulan Oktober. Seperti yang kita tahu, bulan Oktober ialah Bulan Bahasa Kebangsaan. Jadi kita kena lah buat aktiviti sikit untuk menghidupkan bulan ni dan sekaligus memartabatkan bahasa Malaysia kita. Jadi Cikgu Razak, apa cikgu bakal buat ya?</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">Encik Razak : Oh. Erm… Untuk bulan bahasa ni, saya nak usulkan kita buat pertandingan – pertandingan seperti pertandingan berbalas pantun, deklamasi sajak dan pertandingan Sketsa Sepuluh Minit.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Pengetua : Oh bagus. Ada sokongan?</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">Encik Razak : Saya menyokong seratus peratus usul saya.</span></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">(pengetua terkesima.)</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: blue;">Pengetua : Err…. Kita abaikan je lah agenda tadi. Baiklah… kita ke agenda seterusnya. Kita bernasib baik sebab Calon Wakil Rakyat Bebas Daerah Saitama yang menang Sehati Berdansa semalam jadi johan. Sepuluh ribu ringgit kita dapat sebab dia murah hati nak derma kepada sekolah kita. Jadi Sepuluh ribu ni kita nak buat apa ya?</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">Encik Razak : Saya cadangkan kita upgrade perpustakaan sekolah kita, tuan pengetua. Dengan sepuluh ribu, saya rasa cukup untuk kita buat sistem automasi untuk urusan pinjaman dan pemulangan buku. Senang kerja budak budak pustakawan kita. Duit yang lebih tu kita guna lah untuk beli buku buku baru.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Pengetua : Bagus juga cadangan Encik Razak. Ada sokongan cikgu cikgu semua?</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">Encik Razak : Cadangan paling bernas tu cikgu. Saya sokong cadangan saya sendiri.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Pelik.</span></div>safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-42421568047234574642011-11-03T02:24:00.000+08:002011-11-03T02:24:05.350+08:00tulis sepatah kata,<br />
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backspace.<br />
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tulis balik.<br />
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back space.<br />
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tu dia! ilham dah mai dah!<br />
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gedebak gedebik gedebuk.<br />
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nah kau.<br />
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satu paragraph.<br />
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baca balik.<br />
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fuck.<br />
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kupasan isi macam budak hingusan<br />
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isu diutarakan membosankan<br />
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grammar tunggang langgang.<br />
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mekanisme penulisan langsung tak memaparkan ciri ciri seorang yang berilmu.<br />
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ctrl A + delete.<br />
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sekarang kembali ke petak asal.<br />
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hari hari macam ni, sampai bila pun takkan publish, celaka.......safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-73830539661603498962011-10-10T16:14:00.003+08:002011-10-10T20:19:06.053+08:00Cleaning out my closetMarshall: I'm going down there.<br /><br />Barney: Dude, you can't do that.<br /><br />Marshall: I have to go down there, and I have to tell her I love her; I have<br />to beg her to take me back, even if I have to get down on my knees.<br /><br />Robin: Marshall, you can't do that.<br /><br />Marshall: Oh, really, why not?<br /><br />Ted: Because you're pathetic! I'm sorry, but right now, you are not Marshall. You are the miserable, whining, shampoo-sniffing ghost of Marshall, and frankly, a guy like you doesn't have a shot in hell with a girl like Lily. You know who might have a shot somewhere down the line?<br /><br />Marshall.<br /><br />The real Marshall.<br /><br />But if you go down there right now like this, you're going to blow it for him, and he's never going to forgive you. Of course, whatever I say, you're just going to do the opposite, so have a great weekend. Good luck screwing up your life. Come on, Robin.<br /><br />(clears throat) Is it still okay if we borrow the car?<br /><br /><br /><blockquote><br />You know what? You are talking to the master of moving on. and I feel obliged to advise you not to destruct yourself.<br /></blockquote><br /><br /><br />2-1.<br /><br />Operation Patient X is a no go.<br /><br />Thanks Ted and Mate. A slap of reality is what I needsafwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-77050397146931615332011-08-21T22:22:00.000+08:002011-08-21T22:24:19.766+08:00aku seksi dan aku tahu<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-N30dQ-MU0Y" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="345" width="420"></iframe>
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<br />wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle!
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<br />hahahha. bongok kaw2 ending lagu ni.
<br />safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-17688968286166611552011-08-21T11:42:00.003+08:002011-08-21T11:58:42.205+08:00mimpi5 sem belajar elektif kaunseling.
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<br />5 sem belajar teori teori ntah betul ntah tak.
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<br />Katanya mimpi ni manifestation of latent desire.
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<br />katanya mimpi ni adalah alternate reality yang kau nak sangat tapi tak dapat achieve.
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<br />katanya mimpi ni benda yang kau nak kaw kaw.
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<br />Jadi kalau aku mimpi kau bahagia dengan lelaki kurus, rambut panjang, bibir mugil, kulit putih, yang memang sah sah bukan aku,
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<br />kiranya aku dah moved on la kan?
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<br />woo hoo.
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<br />Adil, aku perlukan wingman bro!
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<br />safwanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11054008276475696868noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1129052969203463140.post-64926192699431429722011-08-19T23:00:00.001+08:002011-08-19T23:10:13.246+08:00Tanda tanda kau dah takde makna dalam hidup seseorang.Oh hai. Apa khabar anda di sana? Sihat sejahtera?
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<br />Maka untuk santapan merepek hari ni dikala bulan puasa, tanda2 kau dah takde makna dalam hidup seseorang.
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<br />Jangan risau. Santapan merepek macam ni tak batal puasa, unless kau baca blog aku sambil korek hidung. dan makan. eewww.
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<br />Lantas, apakah tanda2 yang kita dah takde makna dalam hidup seseorang? Ayuh kita kaji.
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<br />(wah. entry style <a href="http://www.ijaicool.blogspot.com/">Ijaicool</a> la pulak. Tapi takpe. Isi tak plagiarize. Sebab dia tak tulis lagi benda ni. <span style="font-style: italic;">Kot</span>.)
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<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1. Orang tu dah lama tak contact kau.</span>
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<br />This is a no brainer. Aku rasa kau mesti dah expect benda ni, kan? ye lah. Once kau dah takde makna dalam hidup dia, dia takde sebab pun nak contact kau.
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<br />Kalau ada pun usaha murni nak merapatkan silaturrahim tu, semua kau yang buat. Kau lah yang dok terhegeh-hegeh post kat wall facebook orang tu, kaulah yang dok message, kau yang call.
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<br />Dia cuma goyang telur je tengok kau cuba contact dia.
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<br />Rindu pun tak, nak contact buat apa.
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<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2. Bila di contact, dia tanya sebab apa.</span>
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<br />Sebagai contoh perbualan yang mungkin akan timbul, (kalau kau terpengaruh dengan niggarism)
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<br />di dalam text message
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<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);">Person A: Wazzzzzaaaaaaapppppp nigga! lama tak dengar cerita kau doh. sihat?</span></span>
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<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Person B: Am good son. hoho. Kenapa weh?</span>
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<br />Nampak macam takde apa apa. Kau mungkin betul. Tapi pada aku, tak perlu pun dia tanya purpose kenapa kau contact dia, betul tak? I mean, benda tu, once dah habis conversation tu, the purpose will ultimately become clear.
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<br />sama ada nak ajak lepak, nak tanya khabar, nak buang masa, nak cerita masalah, nak eksyen gaji naik, dapat isteri, isteri bersalin, etc.
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<br />Bila orang tanya purpose kenapa aku kontact dia, aku selalu rasa macam dia sebenarnya tak mau aku contact dia. Macam nak cut short conversation tu, betul tak?
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<br />Sekali dua, perhaps ok. Maybe dia busy ke apa ke. Make a note la jangan contact dia time yang sama. Tapi kalau everytime kau contact dia dok busy 24 jam, agak agak la.
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<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3. Call kau hanya bila certain conditions timbul.</span>
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<br />Itu ayat yang aku dah sugarcoat. Ayat sebenarnya "call kau bila nak mintak kau tolong dia." Pinjam duit lah, problem family lah, problem pakwe makwe lah, stranded tepi jalan sebab minyak kereta habis lah, macam macam. Time problem ada, reti pulak nak mencari so-called "best friend".
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<br />Dalam kes ni, kau sangat bermakna dalam hidup dia. Tapi makna kau dalam hidup dia cumalah doormat. Lepas dia tenyeh tenyeh daki kaki dia atas kepala kau, tengok je kaki dia dah bersih, terus dia kembali lupakan kau. Padahal punya la meraung raung, macam nak mati esok pagi time cerita masalah tu. Bila setel je problem tu esok pagi, terima kasih pun tak. Sedar2 kau kena silent treatment. Le ffffuuuu.
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<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4. Dia semakin banyak bahan kau.</span>
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<br />Bahan ni macam kutuk2 manja la. korang tau kan?
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<br />Mungkin kau fikir:
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<br />"Safwan, apsal pulak dia bahan aku pun tu sign aku dah takde makna dalam hidup dia? standard la bahan semua tu."</span>
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<br />On any other day I would have agreed with you, man. Seriously, I would. But consider la the fact yang dia dah lama nak mampus tak contact kau, bila kau contact dia je, dia super busy, and dia langsung takde nak buat effort untuk contact kau, and bila dapat je contact, dia bahan kau at every possible chance dia dapat. Pastu dah bahan kau baik punya kaw kaw ho liao, tak sampai 3 minit borak dia kata tetiba ada emergency apa apa, and dia kata nak contact kau balik tapi langsung tak contact. And it happens every single time without fail.
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<br />Tak nampak macam dia nak mencari salah kau ke? Pada hemat aku, nampak macam dia nak cari sebab sebab untuk mengukuhkan keputusan dia untuk buang kau dari hidup dia. Ye lah. Kalau nak bahan mesti la kena cari point dulu, ye tak? Jadi kesimpulannya kat sini, aku berpendapat bahawa bahan tu adalah indicator yang dia tgh judge kau.
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<br />Tapi aku harus cakap dekat sini. Untuk ciri yang ni, depends jugak kot on the personality dia. kalau dia memang jenis mulut longkang takde insuran, takpe lah. Yang menjadi persoalan kat sini ni ialah yang masa mula-mula rapat takde nak bahan2, last2 dia tukar sifat, jadi mulut laser kalah mulut budak budak PLU. Type bahan yang dia guna untuk bahan kau pun kena tengok jugak.
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<br />Kalau bahan tu macam setakat:
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<br />contoh:
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<br />"kau ingat tak yang kau kantoi ngan aku tak puasa? good times. Orang lain pun tak puasa jugak, tapi tutup la aircond kereta tu kalau makan! abis melekat bau kat baju. hahahaha" ok la kot.
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<br />Tapi kalau bahan dia ada tone accusatory macam:
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<br />"Kau kantoi tak puasa? Ah kau memang. tak pernah berubah dari dulu tak pernah puasa. ntah2 kau kafir kot?".
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<br />Agak agak la kawan.
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<br />Aku harus point out dekat sini, even though semua tanda tanda kat atas ni mungkin ada, tak semestinya dia tu memang tengah nak buang kau dalam hidup dia. Aku cadangkan kalau terjadi situasi kat atas, kita try tanya dengan penuh hemah. Orang kaunseling cakap confrontation.
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<br />Mula mula nak confront tu memang serius shit akan rasa janggal nak mampus. Tapi once you get the ball rolling, aku rasa benda tu akan jadi healthy in the long run. Memang sakit time confront tu, tapi kau akan lebih prepared untuk either move on, repair the relationship or apa apa yang patut depends on hasil confrontation kau. (cakap memang la. aku nak confront orang pun tak berani. tapi still aku rasa benda ni perlu)
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<br />And kalau terbukti yang sebenarnya kau dah takde makna dalam hidup dia, dan dia pun terang terang cakap camtu kat kau, aku rasa better kau move on je dengan hidup kau. Abaikan je yang dah berlaku. Kalau kau nak pahala extra kau doakan je lah dia yang baik2. Doakan la dia happy dengan decision dia, doakan segalanya dipermudahkan untuk kau dan dia. Itu lagi baikkan dari dok carut marut segala mala? Terbang terus pahala puasa kau nanti. Dah la baca blog aku yang merepek ni. Sah sah takde pahala kat sini.
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<br />Jadi rakan rakan sekalian, ini lah yang aku rasa tanda tanda kau dah takde makna dalam hidup seseorang. Opinion aku je ni. kalau tak setuju pun aku tak kesah. Kalau rasa ada benda untuk ditambah, tambah je la kat komen. Nak maki hamun kata point aku tak betul pun tulis la. Kita kaji sama sama. Ok?
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<br />Selamat berpuasa.
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