Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Coz this semester's assignment scared the shet out of me

Last week I had my doctor to examine my head.

You know what he found?

Nothing.





Tolong la gelak. kelakar kan? kan? kan? Ok, tak kelakar...

Monday, January 4, 2010

Coz I've been missing somebody it drives me crazy.




(OneRepublic)

Hello world
Hope you're listening
Forgive me if I'm young
For speaking out of turn

There's someone I've been missing

I think that they could be

The better half of me
They're in the wrong place trying to make it right

But I'm tired of justifying
So I say you'll

Come home, come home
Cause I've been waiting for you

For so long, for so long
And right now there's a war between the vanities
But all I see is you and me
The fight for you is all I've ever known
So come home Oooooh oooh

(Sara Bareilles)
I get lost in the beauty
Of everything I see
The world ain't as half as bad
As they paint it to be
If all the sons
If all the daughters
Stopped to take it in
Well hopefully the hate subsides and the love can begin
It might start now yeah
Well maybe I'm just dreaming out loud
Until then

Come home, come home
Cause I've been waiting for you
For so long, for so long
And right now there's a war between the vanities
But all I see is you and me
The fight for you is all I've ever known
Ever known
So come home Ooooooh oooooooooooooh

(OneRepublic & Sara Bareilles)
Everything I can't be
Is everything you should be
And that's why I need you here
Everything I can't be
Is everything you should be
And that's why I need you here
So hear this now

Come home, come home
Cause I've been waiting for you
For so long, for so long
And right now there's a war between the vanities
But all i see is you and me
The fight for you is all I've ever known

Ever known
So come home
Come home Come home, come home
I've been waiting for you
Come home

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Foot in mouth 2

Me: Gadis X, anda duduk kat mana dah? da lupa la.

Gadis X: Dok kat tempat P.... skali dengan Gadis M yang bear suke tu.

Me: Oh shet. Obvious sangat ke?

Gadis X: LOL. main pajak je.... tak sangka betul.



Tambah satu resolution list kat 2010,

JANGAN CEPAT GELABAH. TAK PEPASAL KANTOI..... DEM.....



Gadis X, rahsia kite2 je ek? hik hik hik~


p/s: Bukan "dia".

Friday, January 1, 2010

Coz New Year Topic is the "In" Thing

2009 Resolution checklist


1) I wanted to make more friends - Checked. Done.

2) Lose fewer friends - Fail. I have achieved a record breaking number last year. Damn.

3) Lose fewer temper - Huge fail. I use foul words more frequent than ever.

4) Get a girlfriend - Epic fail. I have been single since birth and added another year of being one.

5) Lose weight - Outright fail.

31 dec 2008: 103.9 kg.

As of 31 Dec 2009: 104.4. Motherchud.



Things that happened in 2009.


1) Went to a Rated Chess tournament in Klang. I unleashed a good can of ass whoopin' to those guys and got barrels in return. Hurts so bad, I still can't shit properly. Still, I got Malaysian rating of 1330.

2) Drank a ghost and unknowingly performed exorcism using one of Pussycat Dolls song. This story will definitely be told to my future sons and grandsons.

3) Got hit on by a gay couple in a KTM train. The most nauseating event ever.

4) Told her about my feelings. Kept it for years to myself.
Let it be lah. Kereta bukan sebuah. Driver bukan seorang.

5) Wore women's pad for 20 minutes. The most uncomfortable sensation ever experienced by my privates.


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Come to think of it, 2009 has been pretty much interesting. Both crazy, yet instructive. Plus definitely one hell of a ride.

Hope 2010 is better.

Happy new year.



p.s: I don't know how wearing women's pad was instructive. still working out how that had happened.