Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Top 3 Craziest Thing That I have done Chart #2

Seriously, I don't want to write this at all.

But a friend of mine insisted that I write this post. Since he's my brother from another mother and father, I don't wanna disappoint him by not writing this post.

Again, KEEP THIS TO YOURSELVES. NEVER REPEAT THIS TO ANYBODY. I'LL MURDER YOU IF YOU DON'T.

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A couple of years ago while I was returning home from the faculty, I tuned in to FlyFM Rush Hour with Prem and Jules.

Then when they said FlyFM Myvi Cruisers were in Shah Alam for the day, I immediately went straight to their location of the second last crossing, which was at Extreme Park, Section 13 Shah alam.

But I was a bit unlucky. They were leaving the place.




I persuaded the guys to tell me where the last crossing would be, and they said it would be at Uitm Main Campus near Mawar College.

So I shot straight to the location, despite that they would only be there in the next 2 hours.


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After 2 hours of waiting, they came.



Sorry for the low picture quality. It was dark.


As usual, they gave freebies to those who came, and if you answer their questions and play their games, you got more freebies.

I got a lot of freebies from them. I got the latest issue of Junk Mag, a manicure set, note books, memo pads, an alarm clock, 7 up revive, and for some strange reasons, they were giving out Kotex Style. And they gave me two of those.

Oh and I won a free VIP pass to a party at Zouk. It came with free bottomless liquor. But I sold those passes to someone else. All in all, aside from the VIP passes, the freebies they gave me were kinda cool.

But among the things that they gave me, Kotex Style sparked some kind of weird curiosity in me.


How does it feel? How does it feel?
How does it feel? How does it feel?

That question refused to get out of my brain. So to satisfy my curiosity, I tore one open and wore it.

I removed the adhesive paper and pasted it to my undies, and wore that for around 20 minutes.

I'm not shitting you.

So if you, especially guys, ask me how does it feel, let me tell you this.

It was the most unpleasant piece of clothing that I ever wore. Period.

It felt like putting a live squid inside my underpants, wrapping its tentacles around my b***s.

It also felt weird with the thing brushing against "The-part-which-must-not-be-named".

I don't know how girls learned how to put up with that kind of uncomfortable feeling.

I thought of taking a leak while wearing it, just to test its absorbing capabilities, but I doubt it could withstand my water stream.

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Now I'm beginning to regret writing this post.

Seriously my market among girls now will hit rock bottom.

20 comments:

Indescentdecendant said...

ur sick...
but u made me smile

qieynah said...
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qieynah said...

pervertto...i ll post it in my blog...hahaha

hajar :: aisyah said...

0.0

aku x pecaye ko pakaii!!!!!!

adila lalala said...

OMG!! i supposed it should answer guys question on y sometimes girls got wrong-wrong on that particular time~~

i should nominate u as the most-trying-to-be-emphatic guy~~hahaha

boleblah said...

kahkahkahkhakhkah

HEROICzero said...

memang pokemak.... ko siyes?

safwan said...

to jeng:

cam tgh down je ko neh....citer ah weh...

to kinah:

mu post kat blog mu aku takmoh beli croc mu. aku ade duit nih...

to hajar:

percayalah.

to adilla:

i'm gonna win for sure...ahaha

to boleblah:

shh!jgn bgtau member tau!

to adil:

pokemon. siyes la weh!

p.a.n.a ★ ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ said...

Mmg ler ko rase tak selesa..
Ko laki..bkn pompuan..sbb tu Rase cam a live squid..



bongok

safwan said...

to pana:

hahahaha....

Jack-O said...

*geleng2 kpale*

Nur Nadirah said...

Pengajaran:

"Brg" laki dgn "brg" pmpn itu adalah berbeza jadi jgn pandai2 nak pakai benda yg tak direka utk sesuatu jantina itu.

Pape pun tabik la ko, i think u got guts! Aku rsa ble bini ko sakit nk branak mesti ko nangis sbb ko jenis memahami dan mahu memahami pmpn ;p

Tringin nak tau pernah x ada pmpn try pki kondom eh bwahaha..

safwan said...

to nurul:

:P

to nadhirah:

pengajaran diterima...haha

mungkin akan menangis gak kot...tapi aku tetap nak anak satu pasukan bola sepak amerika walaupun kuat mana dia meraung... hahaha

errrrrr...........itu........... errr.... aku da speechless ngan perenggan last tu...hahaha

eD said...

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gross gile. pervert la siyak~ -.-"

Ms. Sleepyhead said...

Dude~~ at first aku mmg rase ko gile..but after that..aku rase ko mmg patut mohon asylum!!~ hahaha...mcm budak2 kecik punye curiousity!

Indescentdecendant said...

u should try tampon next!!

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And.... you never tell me that you were in the main campus at that time! When was that? I want some freebies too! Grrr!!!!!!

By teh way, did you meet a guy named Akmal when you're there? He's one of the the FlyFM dudes and my schoolmate.

Anonymous said...

bearrrrrrrrrrrr......wutta heck r u doin man!!! btw you got the guts man!!!! damn guts!!!! A++++++ -ban

Rayner Robert Kenneth said...

macam gampang je ko ni...hahahaha...respect ar lu!!!