Friday, January 1, 2010

Coz New Year Topic is the "In" Thing

2009 Resolution checklist


1) I wanted to make more friends - Checked. Done.

2) Lose fewer friends - Fail. I have achieved a record breaking number last year. Damn.

3) Lose fewer temper - Huge fail. I use foul words more frequent than ever.

4) Get a girlfriend - Epic fail. I have been single since birth and added another year of being one.

5) Lose weight - Outright fail.

31 dec 2008: 103.9 kg.

As of 31 Dec 2009: 104.4. Motherchud.



Things that happened in 2009.


1) Went to a Rated Chess tournament in Klang. I unleashed a good can of ass whoopin' to those guys and got barrels in return. Hurts so bad, I still can't shit properly. Still, I got Malaysian rating of 1330.

2) Drank a ghost and unknowingly performed exorcism using one of Pussycat Dolls song. This story will definitely be told to my future sons and grandsons.

3) Got hit on by a gay couple in a KTM train. The most nauseating event ever.

4) Told her about my feelings. Kept it for years to myself.
Let it be lah. Kereta bukan sebuah. Driver bukan seorang.

5) Wore women's pad for 20 minutes. The most uncomfortable sensation ever experienced by my privates.


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Come to think of it, 2009 has been pretty much interesting. Both crazy, yet instructive. Plus definitely one hell of a ride.

Hope 2010 is better.

Happy new year.



p.s: I don't know how wearing women's pad was instructive. still working out how that had happened.

7 comments:

missyonne said...

hahahahaahahah.

this is sooooo funny!

u was wearing tut ? hahaahaha

bear bear.

HEROICzero said...

haha elamat taon baru, n gud luck bro~

axer713 said...

definitely one crazy experience you got there...

harap2 taun ni lagi gempak...

Ayda Abu Bakar said...

say hello to dr rozmey :P

tujoh lobang said...

tahun nih nak pakai brand ape plak brader bear?? ngahahahahaha :P

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