Sunday, June 7, 2009

Something's wrong in the censorship board.

Perhatian! Warning! Abunai! Achtung! Attencion!

This post contains curse words. They're not from me though (OK, SOME OF IT). If you see the curse words and can't bear with them, just replace it with nice words such as "darn", "funk" or "What the Funk".


Long time ago, Beyonce Knowles came out with her new single "If I were a boy". When I heard it the first time, it sounded ok. It's meaningful, a hint of sarcasm on top, and mix it with a powerful voice and it's a great song that would top music charts.

Three days later, when I heard the song again in my car for the second time, I noticed something different.

The censorship board censored the song. The word "beer" was put to silent. WTF?

I think it's bloody ridiculous.

Seriously, I do.

Why bother censoring "beer"?

Is it because the censoring board are afraid that Muslims will somehow be influenced by the song and drink it?

It's not like we do not see beer advertisements in the cinemas.

If the board is censoring songs and television shows, they should censor the cinema ads first. It's much worse. Not only you HEAR the word beer, they SHOW you beer. Not only they make the beer sound good, they make it look good too.

That's more fucked up than listening to Beyonce's song, don't you think?


If the board really wants to censor songs, here's something to think about.

Honestly, There are worse songs out there in the market that needed censoring. And they are even worse than just the word "beer".

And ironically, these songs came into our music scene without censor and some of them even got a place in our local music charts.

1) Akon - Smack that.

Smack that, all on the floor
Smack that, give me some more
Smack that, till you get sore
Smack that, oooooo..

Think, for a moment what the word "that" refer to.

Line 3 says till you get sore, so "that" must be a body part. Even though the giver is sore, the singer seems to be enjoying it that he wants more of it as stated in line 2. Regress back to line 1, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that "that" refers to another person's genitals.

And the most "WTF" thing is, that son of a b is performing in Malaysia some time later! And nobody's protesting either!


2) Love, Sex, Magic - Ciara ft Justin Timberlake

Baby, show me, show me
What’s your favorite trick that you wanna use on me
And I’ll volunteer
And I’ll be flowing and going
Till clothing disappears, ain’t nothing but shoes on me
Oh, baby....

Need I say more?

Next we have:

3) Get low - Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz ft Yin Yang Twins

This song, in my opinion is by far the most f'ed up song there is, period.

Here's the chorus.

3,6,9 damn your fine move it so you can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [x6]
To the window (TO THE WINDOW), to the wall, (TO THE WALL)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (CRAWL)
To all skit skit motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skit skit got damn (GOT DAMN)
To all skit skit motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skit skit got damn (GOT DAMN)

It has got swear words, obscenity, and degrades women too. In some lyrics site I found, it said "god damn" to. If it's true, that's blasphemy as well.

But the thing that I never understand is how can people like these kind of songs?


What I'm trying to say is, I don't care if the board is censoring stuff.

But to let the big ones get away while the minor one gets the blame?

Something's wrong in the censorship board.


Azie Nazri said...


some rnb and hip hop songs are just nasty! geli geleman jadinya.
the censorship system in Malaysia totally needs to be revised.

Safwan, maybe u should send a letter to the jabatan or something. Send this post pun also can ;)

safwan said...

to them, this post is garbage la azie... they wouldn't even spare a passing glance..


n i think the whole censoring thing is just to ambik syarat je. tak serius pon. coz they know mtv has stronger influence on our kids.

HEROICzero said...

Turn the lights down low
Take it off, let me show
My love for you insatiable
Turn me on, never stop
Wanna taste every drop
My love for you insatiable
ohh.. ohh....
-Darren Hayes..

cool... =)

Leave me alone
I dont want to know
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
-Blink 182

Nice.. =D

p.a.n.a ★ ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ said...

amek ko..
ak bg 1 verse trus..

ayo technology:
She work it girl, she work the pole
She break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she about the dough
She doing her thing out on the floor
Her money money, she makin' makin'
Look at the way she shakin' shakin'
Make you want to touch it, make you want to taste it
Have you lustin' for her, go crazy face it
Now don't stop, get it, get it
The way she shakin' make you want to hit it
Think she double jointed from the way she splitted
Got you're head f**ked up from the way she did it
She's so much more than you're used to
She know's just how to move to seduce you
She gone do the right thing and touch the right spot
Dance in you're lap till you're ready to pop

ak setuju ckp ko safwan..
setakat beer, apela sgt influencenye dlm lagu compare to words cam kat atas tu..

lg 1, mereka tak blaja literature..
diorg tak reti nk interpret english words yg bunge2 tu..
cam isi tersirat la dlm base melayu die..
lembap punye pale otak

perry punye 'i kiss a girl' pon nk heboh p cencor..
kalo kiss je msti nk kiss kat bibir ke?..asshole

safwan said...

to adil:

aku ingat lagi lagu first tu. darren hayes - insatiable. menjadi siulan kita time form 3. hahha...gile la lagu tu. describe satu2 perbuatan diorang. amek ko.

blink 182 tu aku tak dpt tangkap.

to pana:

ayo technology aku tgk videoclip dia mmg takkan lepas masuk mtv.

Esoknye masuk. wat the funk?

line takleh blah:

"Dance in you're lap till you're ready to pop"

ape yang akan pop tu? hahaha.... (pura2 innocent dan tak blaja literature)

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safwan said...

pastu hang blanja la, no?

member2...apa ada hal...

Indescentdecendant said...


Ayda Abu Bakar said...

about similar post here:-

safwan said...

to jeng:


to kekda:

dari situ org dapat inspirasi. tapi off topic. haha

nashrah khan said...

i agree jgkk! and i geli geleman cam azie jgk! serioussss!

HEROICzero said...

hahaha safwan, aku ingat lagi, kita nyanyi same2 lagu neh dalam kelas dulu.... sambil melakukan aksi setiap lirik...

lagu darren hayes to, ROWK!!

Nadirah said...

Ppl make songs wit hormones la skg nt wit heart n soul anymore lol!

Ims said...

If You Seek Amy.

Just don't make it obvious, the censorship people are not that brilliant either.

Ps. Nice analysis of lyrics. You must be good in poetry.

safwan said...

to nashrah:

nak wat camne...dengar je la lagu yg diberi dgr..I think after some time, they wouldn't even bother to censor things at all.

to adil:

OI! mane ade. nyanyi je. buat tak!

to nadhirah:

tu la masalahnye. kalo hormon tumbesaran takpe. ni hormon seksual.

to ibrahim:

OUR censorship people are not brilliant.. hahaha

nah.. just pointing out the obvious.

Ribbet said...

I'm with you man. baik layan system of a down. kahkahkah

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