The thing was, that day was the first day she saw me in a new haircut. She said
Kekda: Wang, mu potong rambut eh?
Me: Yep. Bakpe? Hensem?
Kekda: Ah Ye. Macam Simon Cowell.
Me: Hah? Ye Ke? Siot mu Kekda!
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Oh my gosh, where do I start? I mean I'm not being rude to you but you look like the Incredible Hulk's wife.
- to a tuneless contestant whose green sweater is a fashion no-no
The difference between me and that contestant is I AM THE INCREDIBLE HULK. Minus the color and anger management issue.
That was one of Simon Cowell's meanest statements. Mine was
Eh? Dah nak balik dah ke? Bagus. Nak halau pun segan.
- said to one of my most irritating friends ever.
Oh, I think I can add another.
Simon and me really need a wardrobe makeover. Like seriously.
And that earned me two middle fingers and curse words involving a type of animal and my mental state by him. Hahaha.
I guess Simon Cowell and me have a lot of things in common.
Oh, I think I can add another.
Simon and me really need a wardrobe makeover. Like seriously.
6 comments:
^_^ comel pic mu n cowell.
likefatherlikeson
Nope, not even a hint of Cowell in your new haircut.
lose weight first..kalo dok membazir je wat wardrobe overhaul. muehehehhe
len mu nga simon cowell...erm aku raso mu srupo nga.......ermmm......haaa....
BROTHER BEAR!!!
pene is actually talking bout himself...hahaha
To hajar:
kalo simon cowell is my dad then my tempah neraka statements would be unbearable. learn from teladan kot!
to diyana:
Ye? Nasib baik...
to Kekda:
Sponsor la org Herbalife! hahaha..
to pene:
Samo ikut mano tu....hahaha...
to Kinah:
Hahaha...
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