The lion was magnificent. He has big muscles, huge shiny teeth and the roar that will even make a dead man scream of fear.
The lion then got so full of himself, and began bragging and disrespecting to the patrons of Mid Valley Megamall.
The lion even showed his smelly ass to a loyal visitor of Mid Valley Megamall.
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Unfortunately, the visitor was so pissed off that he wasn't able to resist the urge to teach the lion a lesson or two. So, he did the unthinkable.
He molested the lion.
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The lion was molested without remorse.
Being molested over and over again, the lion suffered severe depression, hypertension, hallucinations, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and paranoia towards incoming people from behind.
Who wouldn't?
When the guy who molested the lion was this stupid dude.
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Poor lion.
He performed Hara Kiri after being unable to deal with his issues.
Moral of the story: None. This story was told coz the writer wasn't able to sleep even though he has a class at 9.30 in the morning.
8 comments:
eh..encek safwan,,,watafak? (quote ko)
a very great public confession..
da xleh blah ek? smpi singa pon jd mangsa kekejaman ko,,da la plastik plak tuh,,,
adei~~
hahahahaha
gile porno
Twas a day of Christmas.....
I've never felt so disturbed....
And angry (thanks to the useless UiTM registration system). I've send them letters requesting to bukak quota on certain classes. Sampai sekarang quota tak bukak-buka.
Bak kata you:
Watafak?????
mu nih tunggu mase je kene rejam benonye
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hohohoho, i took ol those pics...dem brobear, hw cud u not to credit me as a phtogapher?????
ngahahahahha
perasan x aku slalu gelak time komen blog ko?
to adilla:
singa tu nakal.
to kekda:
...kan??haha
to diyana:
hahha...
to faridah:
too bad malaysia mengamalkan undang2 sekular. huhuhu...
to moja:
nak pegi, tapi ter-berfoya foya kat kl time tu. dem.
to kinah:
aku taknak mu dituduh bersubahat dalam molesting the lion.
to kayne:
perasan! thx!
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