Once upon a Christmas, a plastic lion was put as a decoration at Mid Valley Megamall.
The lion was magnificent. He has big muscles, huge shiny teeth and the roar that will even make a dead man scream of fear.
The lion then got so full of himself, and began bragging and disrespecting to the patrons of Mid Valley Megamall.
The lion even showed his smelly ass to a loyal visitor of Mid Valley Megamall.
Unfortunately, the visitor was so pissed off that he wasn't able to resist the urge to teach the lion a lesson or two. So, he did the unthinkable.
He molested the lion.
The lion was molested without remorse.
Being molested over and over again, the lion suffered severe depression, hypertension, hallucinations, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and paranoia towards incoming people from behind.
When the guy who molested the lion was this stupid dude.
He performed Hara Kiri after being unable to deal with his issues.
Moral of the story: None. This story was told coz the writer wasn't able to sleep even though he has a class at 9.30 in the morning.