I've been at my brother's house for the past few days and will be staying there until the semester starts.
I've been wanting to watch Yes Man, so I went out to KLCC to watch it during midnight yesterday.
I pressed the elevator button, and waited. After a couple of minutes, It opened, and there was a family of five already inside. There were a mom, two very hot sisters, a brother, and a small boy probably six years old. Cute.
Though it happened so fast, I can see that when the elevator door was opening, the mum took a quick look at me, her eyes rested a moment at my stomach, and by the way she looked, I can tell that she was quite surprised to see my stomach. Then she withdrew her gaze.
Then, I noticed that a couple of seconds later, she stared AGAIN at my stomach..
The young kid suddenly said this:
Boy: Mak, lambat la lif ni. Aiman nak mainan.
Mom: Sabar eh.. Nanti dah sampai kat rumah Mak cik Rosnah Aiman main la dengan pregnant Aiman. Eh I mean mainan.
The elevator door opened, and I left the elevator.
While I was walking, I can't help of thinking
"Do I look like a pregnant mom to you....??"
Dem, woman.....
It must be because of my pair of 34D man-boobs and the size of my stomach that made her think that I'm a pregnant mom.
Haish.......
Note to self: Diet!
20 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAAHA.
safwan..safwan..
i laughed my head off reading this one.
diet=torture
lets just workout instead.
workout=suffer
suffer is better than torture.
:p
huh, very the perfect way....
wat d u mean mlm semalam? mlm td ek?
i was there too, watching so - fucktard boring n bloody john statham yg koya perfect dlm cter transporter 3.....aku berlima ngn cousin aku, n kawan2 atma.....sume pakat tido...nyampah aku....(bodohkah aku kerna tidak meniduri mereka di panggung?)
to azie: both of them seems the same to me... huhuhu..
to kinah: yep malam tadi.... midnight pukol 11.45 mlm tapi dtg awal gile. pukul 10.30. padan muka aku kene bayar parking rm6.50.....
safwan my dear scandal..
you're tagged..
=)
tulaaaaaaa....
was putting myself inside the whole situation throughout the post..sabar eh brother bear..nanti kita jog sama2...i'm gaining some extras too..hahahaha
I was laughing too! Seriously she said dat? I can't imagine. LOL!
to afiqah: hehe...nnt kalo ade hidayah i buat...u tak marah kan skandal...??
to rayner: Boleh!! huhu... naik 5 kilo kot aku cuti ni...
to elvie: yep..she said that....huhu
rasenye 38A kot..bukan 34D. sila rujuk carta ok
hahahahaha...j0m j0in taekw0nd0 nxt sem! tak sensitif langsung mak cik itu.
omo!
hahahahahha
ya rabbi lawak
serius
hahahahhahahaha
p/s:lets workout together. learn tango nak?
to ayda:
hoh... mane org tau....org bukan professor kopek...ade carta kopek ke?
to shaza:
Used to join taekwondo too...Until blue belt taegeuk 5...but gone lazy...hahaha
to kayne:
Bole gak...just worried that instead of tepijak kaki, i terlanggar perut org.... huhuhu
shes cruel! i cant believe there are still ppl like that out there :)) sbr je safwan. :)
ahhahahahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahhaha
oh damn... ahahhaha
cian ko safwan. ilek2..
34d man boobs? are u sure enough....hahahahaha
the momma accidentally slipped the word...out of her mouth
damn it lah bro bear!!! ngandung x bgtau aku!!! brapa bln dah?...lol...
just kidding lah...aku rasa dia yg nak pregnant lg tu...lain kali jgn blah trus, kata kat dia "can I be of some service ma'am?"....hahaha....numb skull pnya makcik...
to nashrah and adha: huhu.. it's ok.. used to it already...
to adilla: i think so.... measurements for man boobs and lady's boobs are different.
to afiq: nnt ko ingat aku berzina...! tu aku x bgtau ko... haha
is this for real?if it is...u get a free pass to slap the makcik...dia igt ni US high school ke nk label2 org
omg i cant stop laughing!haha!
Looks like your tongue is not the only thing that's slipping right this time. It's hers! She should start a blog and her first blog post should have this sentence:
"Oh my God! I can't believe that I said pregnant Aiman out loud. Aaahhhhh!"
to imran:
yep, real.....terlintas gak kat hati nk tampar laju2.. tapi biar la. dpn anak kot. nnt anak dia akan belajar tentang keganasan dari aku.dosa weh...
to izzyzatt:
haha...take a deep breath and resume normal breathing....hehehe
to diyana:
if she started that blog, I'm gonna sue her for copyright infringement. dah la insult aku, cilok tag line aku lak tuh.
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