Monday, December 22, 2008

The perfect way to say "OMG You're so fat" to a stranger

I've been at my brother's house for the past few days and will be staying there until the semester starts.

I've been wanting to watch Yes Man, so I went out to KLCC to watch it during midnight yesterday.

I pressed the elevator button, and waited. After a couple of minutes, It opened, and there was a family of five already inside. There were a mom, two very hot sisters, a brother, and a small boy probably six years old. Cute.

Though it happened so fast, I can see that when the elevator door was opening, the mum took a quick look at me, her eyes rested a moment at my stomach, and by the way she looked, I can tell that she was quite surprised to see my stomach. Then she withdrew her gaze.

Then, I noticed that a couple of seconds later, she stared AGAIN at my stomach..

The young kid suddenly said this:


Boy: Mak, lambat la lif ni. Aiman nak mainan.

Mom: Sabar eh.. Nanti dah sampai kat rumah Mak cik Rosnah Aiman main la dengan pregnant Aiman. Eh I mean mainan.


The elevator door opened, and I left the elevator.

While I was walking, I can't help of thinking

"Do I look like a pregnant mom to you....??"

Dem, woman.....

It must be because of my pair of 34D man-boobs and the size of my stomach that made her think that I'm a pregnant mom.

Haish.......


Note to self: Diet!

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAAHA.

safwan..safwan..

i laughed my head off reading this one.

diet=torture

lets just workout instead.

workout=suffer

suffer is better than torture.

:p

qieynah said...

huh, very the perfect way....

wat d u mean mlm semalam? mlm td ek?
i was there too, watching so - fucktard boring n bloody john statham yg koya perfect dlm cter transporter 3.....aku berlima ngn cousin aku, n kawan2 atma.....sume pakat tido...nyampah aku....(bodohkah aku kerna tidak meniduri mereka di panggung?)

safwan said...

to azie: both of them seems the same to me... huhuhu..

to kinah: yep malam tadi.... midnight pukol 11.45 mlm tapi dtg awal gile. pukul 10.30. padan muka aku kene bayar parking rm6.50.....

Solitary Ace said...

safwan my dear scandal..

you're tagged..
=)

Anonymous said...

tulaaaaaaa....
was putting myself inside the whole situation throughout the post..sabar eh brother bear..nanti kita jog sama2...i'm gaining some extras too..hahahaha

Elvie Dechantal said...

I was laughing too! Seriously she said dat? I can't imagine. LOL!

safwan said...

to afiqah: hehe...nnt kalo ade hidayah i buat...u tak marah kan skandal...??

to rayner: Boleh!! huhu... naik 5 kilo kot aku cuti ni...

to elvie: yep..she said that....huhu

Anonymous said...

rasenye 38A kot..bukan 34D. sila rujuk carta ok

S.H.A.Z.A. said...

hahahahaha...j0m j0in taekw0nd0 nxt sem! tak sensitif langsung mak cik itu.

A s h i k i n said...

omo!
hahahahahha
ya rabbi lawak
serius
hahahahhahahaha

p/s:lets workout together. learn tango nak?

safwan said...

to ayda:

hoh... mane org tau....org bukan professor kopek...ade carta kopek ke?

to shaza:

Used to join taekwondo too...Until blue belt taegeuk 5...but gone lazy...hahaha

to kayne:

Bole gak...just worried that instead of tepijak kaki, i terlanggar perut org.... huhuhu

Nashrah Khan said...

shes cruel! i cant believe there are still ppl like that out there :)) sbr je safwan. :)

Anonymous said...

ahhahahahahhahahahahhahaahahhahahhaha


oh damn... ahahhaha
cian ko safwan. ilek2..

Anonymous said...

34d man boobs? are u sure enough....hahahahaha

the momma accidentally slipped the word...out of her mouth

AA said...

damn it lah bro bear!!! ngandung x bgtau aku!!! brapa bln dah?...lol...

just kidding lah...aku rasa dia yg nak pregnant lg tu...lain kali jgn blah trus, kata kat dia "can I be of some service ma'am?"....hahaha....numb skull pnya makcik...

safwan said...

to nashrah and adha: huhu.. it's ok.. used to it already...

to adilla: i think so.... measurements for man boobs and lady's boobs are different.

to afiq: nnt ko ingat aku berzina...! tu aku x bgtau ko... haha

rxn said...

is this for real?if it is...u get a free pass to slap the makcik...dia igt ni US high school ke nk label2 org

Izyan Izzaty said...

omg i cant stop laughing!haha!

Anonymous said...

Looks like your tongue is not the only thing that's slipping right this time. It's hers! She should start a blog and her first blog post should have this sentence:

"Oh my God! I can't believe that I said pregnant Aiman out loud. Aaahhhhh!"

safwan said...

to imran:

yep, real.....terlintas gak kat hati nk tampar laju2.. tapi biar la. dpn anak kot. nnt anak dia akan belajar tentang keganasan dari aku.dosa weh...

to izzyzatt:

haha...take a deep breath and resume normal breathing....hehehe

to diyana:

if she started that blog, I'm gonna sue her for copyright infringement. dah la insult aku, cilok tag line aku lak tuh.