dude, that's disgusting...

I was on the verge of puking after this incident happened.

It wasn't a night that you would call a silent, peaceful night, coz it's not. A typical night in section 18 in Shah Alam around 8 till 11 is what you would call hectic. Shops burst to life like mushrooms after a heavy rain, atm banks keep vomitting money out and restaurant waiters have half their mind to commit suicide.

After having my dinner, (a very delicious one) I felt my feet 100 kilos heavier. So I planned to take a bus. Somehow, I got a bad feeling about it.

I've always hated Rapid KL bus T529. It shows up when you least need them. I had been waiting for that effing bus for almost half an hour. Boredom built so I decided to put on my mp3 player.

It was after two songs that I felt my stomach rumbled. And then, it happened too fast that I nearly didn't realize what happened. "Siiii.......BOOOOOOOOT!!!!!"

OUT GOES THE WIND.....

I looked around to see all people waiting for the bus staring at me. SHIT. I need a cover!FAST!!

So I took out my cellphone, and pretended to answer a call. I pretended talking to my mum for almost 30 seconds, then I hung up.

Suddenly, one dude approached me and said, "DUDE..!!! Your ringtone's so wicked!!! It sounded SO REAL!!! Can send it to me arr...???"

I said my cellphone's bluetooth was not working...


So I took off and walked home...


I gotta say...Either my cover was damn good, or he's just plain stupid...