Sebab apa aku sayang kau

Aku betul betul menyesal aku tak cakap camni time aku bagitahu dia.


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Kau betul betul nak tahu macam mana aku boleh sayang kau?

Mari sini aku bagitahu

Aku sayang kau bila kau cuba pakai mekap

Tapi resultnya rupa kau macam rakun.

(tapi tetap nampak kiut.)

Aku sayang kau bila kau kata “Bear, ko tak kurus pun takpe lah”

“Coz there’ll be more you for me to love”

Aku sayang kau bila kau ketawa.

Sebab bila kau ketawa, aku tahu kau tengah gembira

(Dan bila kau ketawa, kau nampak kiut.)

Aku sayang kau bila kau kata kau percaya aku

Walaupun ketika itu aku sendiri pun tak percaya aku.

Aku sayang kau sebab kau adalah kau

Aku sayang kau sebab kau tak pura pura

Dan aku tahu kalau kita kahwin nanti,

Tiap tiap kali aku bangun pagi dan tengok muka kau, aku masih akan sayang kau sama macam hari ni

Dan sayang aku pada kau tak akan mati selagi aku tak mati.

p/s: Sorry aku tak berani. Tak sanggup sejarah berulang kembali.

Treasures from the east

I know I should finish my Teaching Reading Methodology interview write-up, but to resist watching these are like resisting "buka puasa" for another 5 minutes.

It's damn funny.

It's more funnier if you can understand Kelantanese dialect.

The story is in three parts. It tells about 3 dudes hungry for buah nangka. Sadly the buah nangka turned out to be not what they expected...














It's so much Nangka FAIL, It's a WIN

Something to cheer you up.

I know me and my Tesl mates are really stressed out right now coz we have fuckloads of assignments to be submitted and tests to be taken before the holidays.

But stop what you are doing right now coz I got something cool I wanna show you.

I found this treasure on youtube.




Never fails to crack me up, those guys.....

Seriously...???

Seriously?

For all these years you are a Tesl student?

And to not notice you when you said you see me all the time at the faculty hanging out...???

I must've been losing my marbles.


EHEM EHEM.

How you doin'...?

Top 3 Craziest Thing That I have done Chart #2

Seriously, I don't want to write this at all.

But a friend of mine insisted that I write this post. Since he's my brother from another mother and father, I don't wanna disappoint him by not writing this post.

Again, KEEP THIS TO YOURSELVES. NEVER REPEAT THIS TO ANYBODY. I'LL MURDER YOU IF YOU DON'T.

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A couple of years ago while I was returning home from the faculty, I tuned in to FlyFM Rush Hour with Prem and Jules.

Then when they said FlyFM Myvi Cruisers were in Shah Alam for the day, I immediately went straight to their location of the second last crossing, which was at Extreme Park, Section 13 Shah alam.

But I was a bit unlucky. They were leaving the place.




I persuaded the guys to tell me where the last crossing would be, and they said it would be at Uitm Main Campus near Mawar College.

So I shot straight to the location, despite that they would only be there in the next 2 hours.


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After 2 hours of waiting, they came.

Sorry for the low picture quality. It was dark.

As usual, they gave freebies to those who came, and if you answer their questions and play their games, you got more freebies.

I got a lot of freebies from them. I got the latest issue of Junk Mag, a manicure set, note books, memo pads, an alarm clock, 7 up revive, and for some strange reasons, they were giving out Kotex Style. And they gave me two of those.

Oh and I won a free VIP pass to a party at Zouk. It came with free bottomless liquor. But I sold those passes to someone else. All in all, aside from the VIP passes, the freebies they gave me were kinda cool.

But among the things that they gave me, Kotex Style sparked some kind of weird curiosity in me.


How does it feel? How does it feel?
How does it feel? How does it feel?

That question refused to get out of my brain. So to satisfy my curiosity, I tore one open and wore it.

I removed the adhesive paper and pasted it to my undies, and wore that for around 20 minutes.

I'm not shitting you.

So if you, especially guys, ask me how does it feel, let me tell you this.

It was the most unpleasant piece of clothing that I ever wore. Period.

It felt like putting a live squid inside my underpants, wrapping its tentacles around my b***s.

It also felt weird with the thing brushing against "The-part-which-must-not-be-named".

I don't know how girls learned how to put up with that kind of uncomfortable feeling.

I thought of taking a leak while wearing it, just to test its absorbing capabilities, but I doubt it could withstand my water stream.

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Now I'm beginning to regret writing this post.

Seriously my market among girls now will hit rock bottom.

Ada lagi ke?

Kali ni nak post jiwang sket bole? Sori la kalo korang tak faham. Just untuk aku luahkan perasaan. And korang tak marah kan kalo aku tulis bahasa melayu? jiwa terlalu kacau nak buat Code-switching pegi English.

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Pukul 4

Keadaan jiwa - Kacau, tapi tak berapa kacau.

Jalan jalan pegi Bukit Raja sorang sorang sambil dengar mp3. Baru beli mp3 transmitter untuk kereta. jolok benda alah tu kat cigarette lighter, pastu jolok pendrive isi lagu kat benda alah tu, nanti bole play lagu macam2.

Lagu yang keluar: Broery marantika - biar bulan bicara

Layan je la labu.....


Pukul 5.30

Keadaan jiwa - kurang kacau.

Lagu yang keluar: Kris Allen

tengah on the way balik. Jalan jam teruk kat seksyen 7 depan restoran khulafa'. sampai satu u turn, terperasan seorang hot chick dalam kereta bersama lelaki muka so-so. diorang kat u turn, aku kat jalan utama. memang sah sah aku tak bagi can even tengah tengah jam.

so diorang dapat lepas daripada u turn tu, pastu dok kat belakang aku time meredah jam tu.

Jam stand still.

5.33 petang.

Dari ekor mata aku, terperasan banyak gerakan kat rear view mirror. Rupa rupanya hot chick tu ngan lelaki muka so-so tengah cam whore.

Bila diamati, rupa rupanya Dia.

Jiwa naik kacau. Rasa marah, konfius, happy bercelaru.Lalu minda aku bermonolog.

Minda A: Fuck. Dia. Tangkal apa la ko pakai ni safwan! Sial tak habis habis!

Minda B: weh. Kata ko dah get over dia. Wei bodo, dia tu orang kata macam dinosaur ko tau tak. Makhluk pra sejarah. Dah mati tu mati la!

Aku: Shit la weh.... Lepas apa yang aku dapat, perasaan tu ada lagi ke? Pegi jauh jauh! Tu chapter lepas.

Jiwa kurang sikit kacau. GOooosFraba..

Tapi lagi satu sial muncul.
Dan dan time tu jugak,


Lagu yang keluar: Jason Mraz - Absolutely Zero.

Keadaan jiwa: Kacau bilau macam gempa bumi 9 skala ripta.

Dan sebab lagu tu buat jiwa aku makin kacau, abeh 15 hinggit aku buat beli makanan kat bazaar.

Cam sia sia je aku puasa kan?