But please, please pretty please with truckloads of whipped cream and two cherries on top kind of please, never ever to repeat these things that I have done to anybody especially to my potential girlfriend and never ask me anything about what I have done when you meet me in the faculty or wherever. It stays here, kapish?
Enough intro, here's the top 3 things that I have done.
NUMBER 3 - The Biscuit Act.I can still recall this particular event quite clearly. It happened in 1994, roughly when I was 6 years old. I did my pre school in Tadika Yayasan Islam in Terengganu, class 6 Ros. The teacher was Miss Rohaya , if I am not mistaken.
At that time, there was this sort of toy that were kind of popular. It was some kind of a ruler, but when you press it at a certain point it magically curls up into a perfect circle so you can use it as a wrist band. Those kids were crazy about that thing, except me.
So one day, I asked a friend of mine, Izzat Affendi if I am not mistaken, where did he buy that thing. He told me the place to buy that thing, but since I can't understand directions at that time, he offered me to show it to me.
The problem was, we can't find suitable time to meet up for him to show the place to me. When I was 6, my parents were quite particular on who I make friends with and where I go, so when I told them that I want to see him, my parents denied permission. So the only time we can meet up was during class hours. So we planned to ditch class and go.
During recess, after eating our breakfast, we did our plan. We stole a couple of chairs from an empty class, drag them to the school fence and climbed it.
So off we went to shop.
However, on our way to the shop, I spotted a small tortoise in a dry drain. So I immediately jumped into the drain to check it out. After about spending 5 useless minutes checking the tortoise out, I realized that Izzat didn't notice that I was left behind.
So I was lost alone in a place only God knows where.
I walked and walked and walked aimlessly. After hours of walking, I noticed a familiar junction, so I took it. Fortunately, that junction leads to my home.
I got home and since I saw the door was open, I entered my home and took a shower and proceeded to watch TV. Suddenly, Kak Ya, my "anak sepupu " who is also my babysitter noticed that I got home already and began scolding me.
"Mu pegi mana hah Wang? Cikgu mu telepon rumah tau dok? pukul 9 setengah tengok tengok mu dah takdok dalam kelas! Pak cik Jalil tunggu mu dari pukul 12.30 sampai pukul 2 nak ambik mu dari sekoloh! Tengok skang pukul brapa! PUKUL 3.30 baru balik Rumah!!!"
I got a "sepit ketam" from her, and the bruise did not subside for at least a week. I reckon my boobs were never the same after she pinched it.
Damn Kinky, as Herne would've put it.
That was the first and last time I ditch class......NOT.
Damn, writing this is gonna take so much of my time. Maybe I'll continue writing this in the next blog post.
Will update 3 days later. Hopefully.