Teacher: Bla bla blablabla so that is your homework for today. submit it on Friday. speaking of which, where is my bloody essay homework?
Students: ..........
Teacher: WHERE?!
Students:..............................
Teacher: I asked last Friday and none of you submitted it to me. NONE! Bloody None!
Students:.........
Teacher: I gave that bloody homework like last Wednesday and asked you to submit it last bloody Friday! Is that so bloody hard to understand?
Students: .....................
Teacher: I don't have to bloody beg for you to submit your bloody homework, do I?
Student: No sir!
Teacher: Then submit that bloody thing first thing in the morning!
Students: Yes Sir...
conclusion: There was a bloody bloodbath in my class. Did a fun activity before that but left them fucked up.
I am such a mean teacher. and I like it.
4 comments:
kejam la siot. cuba ko jadi cekgu yg berjiwa lembut berhati murni sket.
haha!
eleh mu pun same laaa mase skuloh dulu :P
karma laa tu hahahahha
setelah aku baca benda nih, aku teringat masa kita form 2, kelas english. puan suhaili mintak homework, majoriti x siap. wakakakaka :P
isk. jangan guna bloody dalam kelas weh
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