Note to self #1

Piss before the piss overflows.

Shit before the shit gets harder.


p/s: it's a fucking metaphor. go figure.

Amin.

Situasi: Kedai makan. Candle Shah Alam seksyen 17

Masa: 2120

Tudung pink.

Alone.

Eating Char kueh tiau.

Target acquired. 99% match.

Distance: 50 ft

Wind speed: 2 mph

Wind drift: Push left 3 quarter value

Moving in for the assault.

Slowly

Stealthily,

Me: WAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! MAKAN AWAK!!!!!! WAAAARRRGGHHHH!!

Her: Aaaargh! Ish! Abang ni. Terkejut ayang tau. Hish.

Me: Alalala..... jangan la marah...Abang gurau je.....

Her: (Muka masam)

Me: Ayang tak marah kan.....? ececece...... tgk tu, ayang senyum. haa. tak marah la tu.... Ayang sayang abang kan? tak marah kan?

Her: ye la.... Ayang sayang abang.... abang je tak sayang ayang.....

Me: Kenapa pulak???? Why darling why??

Her: Abang taknak bawak kita pegi Tempat Tu.

Me: Tempat Tu? Ala... nanti nanti kita pegi la.... Ayang, takkan lari gunung dikejar.... Hilang kabus nampak lah dia.....

Dia tersenyum.

Aku tersenyum.

Kami bahagia.

*Azan* Allahuakbar Allahuakbar!

Aku terbangun dari tidur.

Mamai.

Zohor ke Asar ni weh?

Chop. Hold, stop, and WHOA!

Dia panggil aku abang?

Aku panggil dia ayang?

Apa maksud mimpi ni?

a little reminder

Today's 14 February and you know what that means.

The day where love is supposed to be in the air. 

Valentine's Day.

I was planning to spend the day with someone for a dinner at "the candles" restaurant. you know, the candle lit WARUNG with rocking tables and chairs but kick ass foods?

But I remembered reading something in the newspaper it said this:

So much for a candle lit dinner with her.........

There are so many things to you I wish I could say,

But I guess I'll keep it to myself, because I'm afraid you'll turn away.

memperkenalkan

Nama adik aku hafiz.

kitorang panggil dia Pokpih.

Pokpih skang da ada blog.

Blog dia macam haram. klik sini utk link dia.

kalo korang free tengok2 la blog dia.

P/s: Sebab aku promo: Dia bagi pinjam desktop dia yg power gila babi sampai bole terbang ke langit untuk aku buat esaimen yang bertimbun timban. Jasamu dikenang.