Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Amin.

Situasi: Kedai makan. Candle Shah Alam seksyen 17
Masa: 2120




Tudung pink.

Alone.

Eating Char kueh tiau.

Target acquired. 99% match.

Distance: 50 ft

Wind speed: 2 mph

Wind drift: Push left 3 quarter value

Moving in for the assault.

Slowly

Stealthily,



Me: WAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! MAKAN AWAK!!!!!! WAAAARRRGGHHHH!!

Her: Aaaargh! Ish! Abang ni. Terkejut ayang tau. Hish.

Me: Alalala..... jangan la marah...Abang gurau je.....

Her: (Muka masam)

Me: Ayang tak marah kan.....? ececece...... tgk tu, ayang senyum. haa. tak marah la tu.... Ayang sayang abang kan? tak marah kan?

Her: ye la.... Ayang sayang abang.... abang je tak sayang ayang.....

Me: Kenapa pulak???? Why darling why??

Her: Abang taknak bawak kita pegi Tempat Tu.

Me: Tempat Tu? Ala... nanti nanti kita pegi la.... Ayang, takkan lari gunung dikejar.... Hilang kabus nampak lah dia.....


Dia tersenyum.

Aku tersenyum.

Kami bahagia.


*Azan* Allahuakbar Allahuakbar!


Aku terbangun dari tidur.

Mamai.

Zohor ke Asar ni weh?


Chop. Hold, stop, and WHOA!



Dia panggil aku abang?

Aku panggil dia ayang?



Apa maksud mimpi ni?


13 comments:

HEROICzero said...

aku x pedulik ayang abang.. tempat tu.. ko nak g mane weh.. x ajak siot~

*haihh safwan.. dh smpai mase dh neh.. bila lagi ko~

Fits said...

hahaha abg ayang? klasik2

tujoh lobang said...

wind detail pun ada??
perh dahsyat sial mimpi ko... :D

adil: memang dah sampai mase dah nih....hehe :P

Aziz said...

desperado de amor @_@

HEROICzero said...

nanti la aku carik sorang dua utk ko safwan..

tujoh lobang said...

ko carik la cepat dowh....kesian brader bear nih hahaha :P

safwan said...

to adil:

Ntah la doh. aku pon tak tau tempat tu kat mana. dalam mimpi je kot.

to Fit:

Aku rasa kanda dinda lagi klasik dow. baru plan nak wat gitu kat bakal bini aku. huhuhu

to azli:

ala2 military dow. ko kene paham...hahah..

to aziz:

dem yu. hahahha

Chip Law said...

hahaha...bro bear..chill la...keadaan kiter same la wei...
koi pon kadang2 tu desperate la gak...haha..
keep up the good work~

HEROICzero said...

jgn kacau fantasi dia. =)

Diyana said...

I actually thought it was real until I got to the Azan part. I just had to laugh.

(Dang, Diyana! You got punk'd!!!!)

rean said...

ko xde nk berfantasi pindah rumah ke??kalo ade,,jgn lupe roger k??=)

HEROICzero said...

haha rean, terbaikkkkkk~

safwan said...

rean: kalo nafsu pindah umah aku tgh bangkit nnt aku roger ko eh... hehehhee