Tazkirah hari jumaat

Orang kata pisang berbuah sekali je. Orang kata lepas pisang dah berbuah, baik tebang je.

 Kata orang.

Tapi pisang ni walaupun bapak aku tebang bahagian atas sampai tinggal batang togel macam tu, dia tetap berbuah. 

Untuk kali kedua.

Tanpa daun, hanya batang. Macam mana dia buat fotosintesis? Macam mana dia bagi zat2 kepada buah tu? Tapi, itulah yang terjadi.

"Sesungguhnya urusan-Nya apabila Dia mengkehendaki sesuatu Dia hanya berkata kepadanya 'Jadi!' Maka jadilah sesuatu itu." (Yassin, 82)

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Berlatarbelakangkan lagu Bob Marley - No woman no cry

Assalamualaikum.
Tak jawab dosa.

Awak,

15 Mei 2012 ni saya konvo.

InsyaAllah bulan 6 2012 kalau tak ada aral melintang saya start kerja.

InsyaAllah bulan 9 2013 saya akan sambung Master.

InsyaAllah tahun 2015 saya habiskan Master.

InsyaAllah by that time, saya dah stabil.

InsyaAllah, by that time, tubuh saya masih sihat, akal masih waras, minda masih cerdas, duit masih ada, dan yang paling penting, Sayang dekat awak semakin hari semakin menebal., dan saya akan cakap kat awak dan bapak awak yang sang penjiwang ni dah lama berkenan, dan dah gatal nak kahwin.

Until then, saya mohon awak sabar.



p/s: Saya mohon awak jangan rindu saya. Haram. Saya pun cuba tak rindukan awak ni sebenarnya.

Aku rasa jahat

Situasi: Dalam kereta dengan mak. Mengumpat atok.

Mak: Ntah la Wang. Penat mak nak layan atuk mu tu.

Aku: dah kenapa?

Mak: Ye la. Dia mengadu tangan sakit la, sendi sakit la semua tu. Bawak pegi klinik herba sampai kat Seremban tu! Dari Batu Pahat! Lepas jumpa doktor mu perasan kan? Tangan dia dah boleh genggam dah. Dulu memang tak ada nya nak boleh genggam macam tu. Balik rumah, makan ubat satu hari je. Lepas tu tak nak makan dah. Sakit perut katanya ubat tu. Dah doktor tu kata ubat lama tak payah makan, dia nak makan jugak. Orang cakap, dia tengking. Memang la sakit makan dua dos ubat sama. Macam mana nak baik? Penat!

Aku: Sabar la mak... Orang tua-tua memang la macam tu... Nak kan perhatian.. Atuk tu mak pun tahu perangai dia macam mana.. Ayah mak kot. dah lumrah manusia dah lanjut usia macam tu la. Next time mana la tau mak pun mungkin macam tu. Hidup ni kan umpama roda. Sometimes we are at the top, next thing we know, we are at the bottom. Sometimes Top, sometimes Bottom. Which makes us FLEXI.

Mak: Apa yang mu cuba bagitau ni Wang? Top? Bottom? Flexi?

Aku: Hahahahahhahaha..... TTTEEEEETTTT!!!

Journey of a thousand miles...

...begins with the first step.

Moh, kite.

dah besor bas dah awak safwan. 

umor pun bukan twenteen three. twenty three dah.


haiiihhh....


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Jejiwang.

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Perlu la Zine Satu Malam buat Tajuk Contengan Malam hari ni Puisi kan?

abeh aku geledah balik puisi2 lama yang aku tulis, tapi tak bagi kat orang.

satu je kot aku pernah officially bagi.


Gadis Rakun, harap kau baik baik sana.

Maaf andai coretan ini mengguris rasa hati.

Acknowledgement

In the Name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful

First and foremost, I am grateful to Almighty Allah for the strength He bestowed to me to complete this research, and for other blessings. To name each and every one of them would be impossible for me, a mere mortal to mention all of them. Alhamdulillah. All praises to Allah.

I would like to seize this opportunity to thank my supervisor, Madam Nazeera Ahmed Bazari for her constant guidance and insights. Her insights and guidance have helped immensely in keeping this paper focused when I went astray. I can’t thank her enough for that.

This research would be meaningless if it were not for the help from the trainee teachers, specifically the part 8 students of Bachelor of Education in TESL program for their willingness to spend an hour to write an essay when they could’ve done something more enjoyable.

I also would like to acknowledge the assistance of my friends for their constant encouragement. For every wake up calls, late night study sessions till wee hours in the morning, and every heated discussion, it had led to this final product which I can be proud of. Last but not least, I would like to thank my family, especially for my parents, Abu Bakar bin Abdullah and Saripah binti Yusoff for their constant moral support. The best adjectives seem inadequate to describe how much I treasure their advices. For that, I thank you.

To True Knowledge, so close and yet so far.

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This is the acknowledgement part of my thesis. So many people to thank, and so little space. So I think I'll just put it up in my blog. haha.
 

Thanks to Michelle and Aziz, thanks for lending me your laptop and pendrive, along with its content. It had helped me immensely. Aziz, rest assured. Your AE is not plagiarized. haha. And thanks for being my inspiration. You guys showed me what is there to be gained when one puts in one's all just for that extra mile. The satisfaction, man, I've never felt so good! When I have kids, I'll tell them stories of you guys.

To Nadhirah, thanks for being a good listener to my rants. I really appreciate it when you can call a spade, a spade. Few have that ability, you know? Thanks for those multiple slaps of reality when I've been sleeping too long in Fantasyville. In the wise words of Jason Mraz, "you are an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea." haha. I hope it makes sense.

To Herne, for showing me that Allah is the best Helper. It's human nature to remember God in the morning, and forget Him afterwards. Thanks for being the reminder.

To those whom I didn't mention, jangan sentap.. aku tetap sayang korang. eh? tetiba BM. haha. dah malas nak speaking weh. esok ada Finishing School Program and aku kena bangun awal. Dah pukul 1 kot. Pukul 7.30 dah nak kena ada sana. pffftttt....

XOXO.

hahahahhahahahahhahhaha