There goes my dream.

I was supposed to go to Japanese Language II this evening, but was told it was canceled.

Thank God.

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So I went walking aimlessly around the faculty, but stopped abruptly when I saw this notice.

From Slip of tongue

There goes my dream of studying overseas.


But then, I took another read, and noticed that something fishy.






WATAFAK.....?????

From what I can see, students who want to apply to this program must fulfill either two of these three criteria below.

1) Possesses CGPA of 3.70 and above,

OR

2) Must be able to mix a damn good coffee,

Or

3) Must be excellent Down Under....


I know this is my dream, but achieving it by pleasing somebody is a big no-no to me.

Obscene Korean Song...?

Last couple of month, my sis got herself a spankin new 16Gb iPod Touch.

That thing is so beautiful and so sexy that I felt like hiding it from her and never give it back.

So a couple of weeks later, she loaded some songs, podcasts, a complete season of "Everybody Loves Raymond" and I took a quick look at it.

As I was browsing that sexy thing, I came across this album.





It's My Girl Original Soundtrack from the Korean hit series, My Girl.

I used to watch that show. I loved the show, I loved the song, but I am not a fan. I don't even know the song titles.

So I flicked the album cover open.






Look at the first song.

Up till now, I still wonder how this song got through Malaysia's screening process....

Huhuhuhu.....

Foot in mouth

Shah Alam has been raining for quite a while now.

A couple of days ago, it rained so heavy, I had to stay in the faculty for a while to wait for the rain to subside a bit.

I was sitting at one of the benches in the corridor with my friend, Hafifi. On the other bench next to ours was G.G and his girlfriend.

Since they were talking so PASSIONATELY to each other, I dare not to disturb them then.

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The rain subsided.

The most beautiful rainbow appeared on the sky. From the seat I was sitting, the setting was magnificent.

The scent of fresh rain on top of leaves, with the rainbow in the sky, if that weren't romantic I don't know what is.

And then I just had to disturb them.


Me: G, meh la dok sini. Best woo.... Nampak pelangi cun gile. Romantik siot!

GG: Huhuhuhu.... Bear, org tua tua kata tak baik tunjuk jari kat pelangi. Buruk jari nanti.

Me: ..........................[speechless]

Me: [After getting over the speechlessness] Huh. G, Insaf la mu.

GG: Bakpe?

Me: Yakin la pada kuasa Allah. Allah tak turunkan bala sebab kita tunjuk jari kat pelangi. Ciptaan dia jugak tu. Bala turun bukan ditentukan atas sebab kita tunjuk jari kat pelangi. Allah sayang kat kita....


GG: Eleh. Cakap lebat! Demo solat Asar ke dok lagi nih!

Me: Tak! Huhuhuhu.

GG: Chis. Benda wajib tinggal. Ceramah lebat.

Me: Hoh. Biar ah! Mane masuk waktu lagi! Baru pukul brapa!

GG: Sekarang 5.45 petang...


DEM~

'twas A day of Christmas

Once upon a Christmas, a plastic lion was put as a decoration at Mid Valley Megamall.

The lion was magnificent. He has big muscles, huge shiny teeth and the roar that will even make a dead man scream of fear.

The lion then got so full of himself, and began bragging and disrespecting to the patrons of Mid Valley Megamall.

The lion even showed his smelly ass to a loyal visitor of Mid Valley Megamall.





Unfortunately, the visitor was so pissed off that he wasn't able to resist the urge to teach the lion a lesson or two. So, he did the unthinkable.

He molested the lion.








The lion was molested without remorse.

Being molested over and over again, the lion suffered severe depression, hypertension, hallucinations, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and paranoia towards incoming people from behind.

Who wouldn't?

When the guy who molested the lion was this stupid dude.





Poor lion.

He performed Hara Kiri after being unable to deal with his issues.


Moral of the story: None. This story was told coz the writer wasn't able to sleep even though he has a class at 9.30 in the morning.

New year ramblings

I've been experiencing internet deprivation for the past few days, and haven't been updating my blog. Sorry for that..

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Hopefully I'm not to late to wish you guys a happy Awal Muharram and happy new year.

Though I'm not sure what we should be happy about of the latter.

I mean, global economy sucks big time right now, and major recession is on its way to Malaysia..

Plus, George "airhead" Bush and his Zionist mates felt like celebrating new year with a "Bang", and they did so quite literally. Damned idiots.

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Will this new year be a happy year?

Will this year bear witness the day I will lose my single status?

Will this year be the year I got a Dean's List for the first time?

Will this year be the year I got so much money I can eat at Secret Recipe for a whole solid month?

Will this year be the year I make history by doing something crazy?

Hmmmm..........

Maybe...

Happy new year guys.

Photo caption contest winner

Remember about the photo caption contest I did a while ago?

Truth be told, it didn't go down very well..


The thing is, instead of submitting a funny photo caption for the picture I took, they submitted a whole new picture instead....


Photo capture and photo caption are two different things, people.....


Nonetheless, it was funny as hell. So I decided to give the prize anyway.

Sakinah submitted this photo.




If this really is the work of a six years old, the teacher really has a lot of word to do to...

Rikomaid, another reader also submitted this photo







I really had a hard time judging both of this photo.

But somebody's gotta win.

The winner is......


Rikomaid...!


Drop me an email with your home address so that I can send the prize to you, ok?


To those who didn't win, try next time ok?..

ps: To rikomaid, Please send me ur name, contact number and home address no later than 10 Januari 2009.