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Quote of the day

Read this in my friend's blog.

Hidup memang sementara,rugilah orang yang sombong,suka mencaci, sedangkan hidup amat singkat untuk kita berbuat jahat.

(Imran,2009)

Aye.

Entri hina lagi sia sia

Nak tulis dalam bahasa melayu boleh? Dah lama tak tulis. Nanti janggal pulak.

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Cuti Tahun Baru Cina.

Tahun ni, aku balik ke rumah aku di Terengganu.

"Terengganu? Bukan rumah ko kat Johor ke?" <------------ anda mungkin sedang bertanyakan soalan ini.

Dah pindah dah.

Sekali lagi.

Dari Terengganu, ke Johor Bahru, ke Batu Pahat, ke KL, ke Terengganu balik, ke Senai Johor, ke Terengganu balik.

Lepas ni nak pindah ke Utara Terengganu. Mungkin hujung tahun ni atau tahun depan.

Gila banyak aku pindah randah kan?

Lepas kahwin sah sah la pindah lagi.

Nak pindah ke Langkawi boleh? Nak sangat beli coklat asing banyak2 dan naik kereta import yg terlepas dari cukai. Mungkin Ferrari yang dibeli dengan duit lukis sendiri.

Haish...

Kalau lah dia tak kisah aku chess nerd dan masih contact dgn aku...


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Aku nak sangat update blog ni.

Dah siap susun dah secara kasar bakal entri yang baru.

Entri Jiwang.

Jiwang paling karat pernah aku tulis.

Bukan jiwang karat campur kelakar macam selalu, tapi pure jiwang karat.

Jangan gelak.

Nak sangat post.

Betul.

Tapi takut korang tak faham.

Sebabnya, bakal entri baru ni banyak kena mengena dengan Harry Potter.

Takut korang yang belum baca buku Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (buku akhir) tak faham pucuk pangkal entri aku.

Siap ada spoiler lagi.

Kalau ada peminat Harry Potter yang belum baca lagi buku last tu baca entri aku sah2 la diorang nak tempeleng aku laju laju. Hikmat Telapak Tangan Tanpa Bayang mungkin.

Itu satu.

Satu lagi, takut aku kena bahan.

Orang Terengganu kata, "buat mmampus". Double M di situ.

Haish...

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Sebenarnya, aku tak tahu pun aku nak tulis apa. Ni sangat rawak(?). Apa aku fikir, aku tulis je. Sebab tu cam ala2 sampah sikit entri ni.

Lagipun, ilham susah nak datang kalo tengah demam 40 darjah celsius.

Harap2 turun berat badan aku barang 10 kilo. Hari tu demam seminggu turun dalam 6 kilo kot. 111kg ke 105kg.

Pastu naik balik 111kg dlm masa kurang 2 minggu lepas baik demam.

Dasar nafsu serakah.

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Cukuplah aku merepek kala pagi hari.

Kepala pun tengah pusing. Tak boleh tengok monitor lama2. Demam kot.

Selamat Tahun Baru Cina.

Gong Xi Fa Cai. Shing Hei Kwai Ler (bunyi2 lebih kurang)

'twas A day of Christmas

Once upon a Christmas, a plastic lion was put as a decoration at Mid Valley Megamall.

The lion was magnificent. He has big muscles, huge shiny teeth and the roar that will even make a dead man scream of fear.

The lion then got so full of himself, and began bragging and disrespecting to the patrons of Mid Valley Megamall.

The lion even showed his smelly ass to a loyal visitor of Mid Valley Megamall.





Unfortunately, the visitor was so pissed off that he wasn't able to resist the urge to teach the lion a lesson or two. So, he did the unthinkable.

He molested the lion.








The lion was molested without remorse.

Being molested over and over again, the lion suffered severe depression, hypertension, hallucinations, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and paranoia towards incoming people from behind.

Who wouldn't?

When the guy who molested the lion was this stupid dude.





Poor lion.

He performed Hara Kiri after being unable to deal with his issues.


Moral of the story: None. This story was told coz the writer wasn't able to sleep even though he has a class at 9.30 in the morning.

New year ramblings

I've been experiencing internet deprivation for the past few days, and haven't been updating my blog. Sorry for that..

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Hopefully I'm not to late to wish you guys a happy Awal Muharram and happy new year.

Though I'm not sure what we should be happy about of the latter.

I mean, global economy sucks big time right now, and major recession is on its way to Malaysia..

Plus, George "airhead" Bush and his Zionist mates felt like celebrating new year with a "Bang", and they did so quite literally. Damned idiots.

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Will this new year be a happy year?

Will this year bear witness the day I will lose my single status?

Will this year be the year I got a Dean's List for the first time?

Will this year be the year I got so much money I can eat at Secret Recipe for a whole solid month?

Will this year be the year I make history by doing something crazy?

Hmmmm..........

Maybe...

Happy new year guys.

Resumed

Just got back from Terengganu.

Arrived at kl.

Started the journey at around 10 am. Reached KL at 6.30 pm.

It rained cats and dogs.

At Kampung Bukit Diman and Bukit Besi, our car barely made it through the flood. The flood was nearly 2 meters high......

Tired.

Tired...

So tired....

Too tired to speak,

Too tired to think,

Too tired to write,

Too tired to crack jokes.

Tomorrow lah, people. For the next post, I'll try to make it worth your wait.....

Hehehehehe.....

On Pause.

This blog will be put on rest mode.

Tomorrow, right after subuh prayer, me and my family are going to our Terengganu.
Dunno how long we'll be there, but I have a feeling it's until Hari Raya Haji.


Will be away till then......
Don't miss me ya? And don't delete my link from your blogs too......

Will update as soon as I got back......InsyaAllah....

From Slip of tongue

My All time favorite song No 2

I have a list of my all time favorite songs, and this one sits at number 2.

It's Croatian Rhapsody played by Maksim Mrvica, composed by Tonci Huljic

Listen and enjoy....It's really good. SIRIM Approved.