Workshop name FAIL

Since I will be returning to Shah Alam the day after tomorrow, I asked my dad to send the car to be serviced.

My dad, who had a previous upsetting event with EON Service Center, sent the car out to a regular joe's workshop to be serviced.

To his surprise, however, he noticed that the regular joe's workshop turned out to be quite popular among the locals.

After servicing the car, he again was pleasantly surprised that the service was far better than EON Service Center's. It took him less than two hours for the car to be completed, compared to EON's, it will take half a day. It costs less too. He then showed me the receipt to prove it to me.

RM56 for oil engine lubricant, rm8 for oil filter change, rm6 for reverse lamp bulb change, and rm10 labor charge, total RM80. Not bad. At EON's they would jack the price as high as the rainbow. The service would easily reach a hundred ringgit something. No wonder people prefer to send their cars here to be serviced.


But then when I took a look at the name of the workshop, I have another reason why the workshop is popular.

The name of the workshop is

AZLAN SMART SERVICES.

Take the initials out, then it becomes







ASS.

Enough said.

Newspaper headline FAIL

I have been meaning to post this picture for a long time, but since my computer is still not cured from the virus attack last month, I had to delay posting this picture. Otherwise, my pendrive would be infected too. And it's still not cured. I had to borrow my sister's laptop to post this.

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A couple of days ago, while reading newspaper, I noticed something fishy about the headline.




"Cinta tak halang 12 penghidap penyakit HIV/AIDS untuk berkahwin."

I never knew love was an obstacle for people to get married!

If that's so, people, DON'T FALL IN LOVE!

You'll end up breaking up.....

6 minutes.

Close your other Mozilla Firefox or Internet Explorer tabs and leave this one open.

Pause your Mp3 player. Winamp, JetAudio or whatever.

Switch to busy status in your chatting application. Facebook, YM, MSN or whatever.

For 6 minutes or so, hear the lyrics and really feel it.

And in the 6 minutes or so, remember Death.

As Nashrah puts it, It'll keep you grounded.

Drama komedi romantik insan insan pencen

A day before father's day

Situation: In kitchen, during lunch.
Person: Me, Mom, Dad. Hanim was still at school.




Mom : Wang, meh try lauk ni. Mok baru belajar.

Me: Ape nih?

Mom: Som Tam. Kerabu mangga. Mangga mai Kedah ni. Manis!

Me : Ye ke? Meh sket Wang try.

Mom: Bang, meh makan. Ade lauk I baru belajar buat ni.

Dad : AAHHH! MALAS! Dengan Wang bole la suruh try2 makanan. Ingat orang ni ape? Hish.

Mom : [went up to do the dishes] Takpe lah. Wang, makang lagi Wang. Ayoh takmboh doh lauk tu.

Me: Takpe ah mak. Tu ayah dah try dah tu. Senyap2 je dia cedok.

Mom: .................[speechless]....................

Dad: Kena hiris halus halus.... baru sedap sket.... Ehem ehem...


Ayoh,

Ayoh ni funny la.

Happy father's day untuk anda, Encik Abu Bakar.


p/s: masih belum ucapkan selamat hari bapak in person. Nanti dia ingat aku hati tisu.

You'll need a German translator for this.

Tiefe Brunnen muss man graben
wenn man klares wasser will
rosenrot o rosenrot
tiefe wasser sind nicht still.

-Rosenrot, song by Rammstein

Dengar tu safwan?

Jangan expect benda best best datang kat kau kalau usaha yang ko buat hanyalah goyang perut.


Translation:

Deep wells must be dug
If one wants clear water
Red rose oh red rose
Deep waters don't run still.

Tak ada kena mengena dengan aku, tapi aku suka.

Bitter heart, bitter heart~

This song's cool! Kinda have that Jason Mraz feel inside it.