Friday, March 5, 2010
Cinta itu rintangan kita.
Safwan bongok.
Esok test classroom management patutnya baca la.
Ni pegi replay lagu ni sampai muntah.
Nak wat camne?
Best dow.
Monday, March 1, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Note to self #1
Piss before the piss overflows.
Shit before the shit gets harder.
p/s: it's a fucking metaphor. go figure.
Shit before the shit gets harder.
p/s: it's a fucking metaphor. go figure.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Amin.
Situasi: Kedai makan. Candle Shah Alam seksyen 17
Masa: 2120
Tudung pink.
Alone.
Eating Char kueh tiau.
Target acquired. 99% match.
Distance: 50 ft
Wind speed: 2 mph
Wind drift: Push left 3 quarter value
Moving in for the assault.
Slowly
Stealthily,
Me: WAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! MAKAN AWAK!!!!!! WAAAARRRGGHHHH!!
Her: Aaaargh! Ish! Abang ni. Terkejut ayang tau. Hish.
Me: Alalala..... jangan la marah...Abang gurau je.....
Her: (Muka masam)
Me: Ayang tak marah kan.....? ececece...... tgk tu, ayang senyum. haa. tak marah la tu.... Ayang sayang abang kan? tak marah kan?
Her: ye la.... Ayang sayang abang.... abang je tak sayang ayang.....
Me: Kenapa pulak???? Why darling why??
Her: Abang taknak bawak kita pegi Tempat Tu.
Me: Tempat Tu? Ala... nanti nanti kita pegi la.... Ayang, takkan lari gunung dikejar.... Hilang kabus nampak lah dia.....
Dia tersenyum.
Aku tersenyum.
Kami bahagia.
*Azan* Allahuakbar Allahuakbar!
Aku terbangun dari tidur.
Mamai.
Zohor ke Asar ni weh?
Chop. Hold, stop, and WHOA!
Dia panggil aku abang?
Aku panggil dia ayang?
Apa maksud mimpi ni?
Sunday, February 14, 2010
a little reminder
Today's 14 February and you know what that means.
The day where love is supposed to be in the air.
Valentine's Day.
I was planning to spend the day with someone for a dinner at "the candles" restaurant. you know, the candle lit WARUNG with rocking tables and chairs but kick ass foods?
But I remembered reading something in the newspaper it said this:
So much for a candle lit dinner with her.........
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